My experience in town today. . .

episodic

Lifer
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Ok, so I run into a local store today for some cheap cold medicine. There are only two lanes open.

A guy in front of me had two pair of black pants. He sat them on the counter to be checked out.

The cashier (who was also the assisstant manager per tag) grabbed the pants - however, one pair slid down and hit the floor by mistake.

Now the asshat in front of me has a fit.

He says and quote:

"You fuggin piece of shit! Why the fug did you drop my god dmn pants on the fuggin floor. . . You are one gay ass piece of fuggin shit. Now call some bit ch in clothes to get me another fuggin pair of pants! Watch yourself waldo. . ."

I'm looking wide eyed at the asshat - and he turns to me and says WTF are you looking at.

Mind you I am 6'2 and 275 pds. . . this guy was all of 5'6 and 150 soaking wet. . .

I just looked at him and said I was looking at someone who was obviously a piece of shit.

He cussed me - got upset and left (without his clothes. . .)

Sheesh . . .


I could not work retail . . .
 

TallBill

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Apr 29, 2001
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There is only one thing to do...

Sneak in through his window... and eat all of his snackpacks
 

Gibson486

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retail sucks. Being an assistant manager for two years has really brightned my resume, but it would never do it again.
 

episodic

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Gibson486
retail sucks. Being an assistant manager for two years has really brightned my resume, but it would never do it again.

I once did it too. I pray I never have to again.
 

Acanthus

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Walmart managers (including COS's) are authorized to throw irate customers out of the store. If they dont leave on demand, you call the police.
 

tokamak

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what's the big deal? who wears clothes without washing them first anyways? especially from freakin wal-mart.