My EX g/f, how can I stay away from her? HELP!

[Viperoni]

Day plan to eliminate GF:

Breakfast: Beans, the more the better!
Lunch: Beans!
Dinner: YOU LOVE BEANS!
After dinner while you getting a BJ.....simply let nature take control! :Q :Q

 

[Ameesh]

ohhh man such goood answers from everyone, i especially like the one where you tell her you like animals, but a better way would be to tell her you would like to see her take an animal like a dog or a horse or somethin, guarnteed she'll never talk to you again, but if she does you better have some pics! lol!



nates answer was good too, flirt with her friends

 

[gopunk]

the cigarettes alone would be a deal breaker for me...

why don't you just tell her that you don't think you two are compatible?

 

[Zach]

Hit on her friends, try to get a threesome out of it.. and if not, start talking about discharge.

 

[KeyserSoze]

If she's hot, dude by a muzzle, and get over it.

(Only taking the muzzle out for "special" occasions. )




KeyserSoze

 

[TonTo]

i'll get a pic up here tonight so you guys can judge if she's hot or not.