My ex called to tell me that she's...

[MilesTeg]

eh, i'm not much for piercings of any type, earrings are ok though (but my gf doesn't even have that!)

 

[lawaris]

wow !!! she is one cute piece !!

 

[GL]

I'm back! From the looks of it, her boyfriend is just a friend now...and you know what, I really don't give a flying f*ck! I'm free at last, I can't believe I don't care! The best thing I did was go to see her because I realized that I'm not interested in having a bf/gf type relationship with her anymore! Woohoo.

She invited me back to her dorm and everything and I behaved mysefl We ended up just watching some TV on her bed while she tried to eat some dinner (her tongue was really hurting).

 

[Descartes]

<< I am officially a hypocrite for all that I believed these past 3 months and all the advice I gave (is expecting a certain someone to pop in and tell me off...you know who you are!) >>



She's hot, so you're excused.

 

[rgwalt]

Now, if you guys start hanging out more, and she comes on to you, turn her down. That'll make you feel like a million bucks.

Ryan

 

[Nitemare]

So she didn't break in the tongue ring on you yet?...well maybe after it heals..

Sorry she broke up with you...

seriously though, if you are over her, friends with "benefits" does sound mighty nice..

 

[Descartes]

<< Now, if you guys start hanging out more, and she comes on to you, turn her down. That'll make you feel like a million bucks. >>



I've always thought that, and planned to do just that on many occasions but always failed. I'm weak...

 

[rgwalt]

<<

<< Now, if you guys start hanging out more, and she comes on to you, turn her down. That'll make you feel like a million bucks. >>



I've always thought that, and planned to do just that on many occasions but always failed. I'm weak... >>



Yeah, well, I know exactly what you mean... Sigh...

Ryan

 

[rahvin]

<<<< Now, if you guys start hanging out more, and she comes on to you, turn her down. That'll make you feel like a million bucks. >>



I've always thought that, and planned to do just that on many occasions but always failed. I'm weak... >>

Why try to resist an urge? Boink her, then tell her you aren't interested in a bf/gf relationship with her. That will make you feel like a million.

 

[reitz]

<< Chicks with tongue piercings = fugly. >>

That's only because you're unable to land one...

 

[MrDingleDangle]

As Chris Rock says-
If a girl has her tongue peirced...she'll probably suck your d!ck
If a guys got his tongue peirced...she'll probably suck your d!ck

 

[b0mbrman]

Ex's can make you so sad. I never go into a meeting with an ex expecting anything at all...