My Emergency Blizzard Checklist - Did I Forget Anything?

[Windogg]

Canned Foods: Check
Toilet Paper: Check
Beer: Check
Dry Goods: Check
Toilet Paper: Check
Beer: Check
Bottled Water: Check
Beer: Check
Candles: Check
Beer: Check
Flashlights: Check
Beer: Check
Extra Batteries: Check
Beer: Check
Assorted Birth Control: Check
Beer: Check
Toilet Paper: Check
Beer: Check
Toilet Paper: Check
Emergency Radio: Check
Beer: Check
Beer: Check
Beer: Check
Toilet Paper: Check

I'm ready.

 

[guyver01]

You forgot..
UPS
Backup Generator
Satellite Uplink
gotta keep the PC and internet connection going!!

 

[yakko]

You forgot beer.

 

[Windogg]

When the lights go out, I'll be implementing Emergency Item #15. No internet for me.

 

[ratkil]

"Assorted Birth Control: Check"
variety is the spice of life lol

 

[Total Refected Power]

Can Opener: NON ELECTRIC!!

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Windogg: you forgot to include heavily overclocked computer/space heater (to keep from freezing)

 

[prodigy]

Hard Liquor

 

[Pretender]

You forgot a girl. If you get snowed in and require extra body heat, you'd be in some trouble.

 

[ArkAoss]

why so much toilet paper? you expect to use it to make a bonfire? or you pick really "Bad" canned food?

 

[SmiZ]

With all that beer and toilet paper, make sure you've got an industrial strength plunger to take care of any "problems".....

 

[DadofOne]

WHAT???? No ritualistic mass purchases of milk and bread?

 

[Madman34]

Dont forget the Condom

 

[Adul]

You forgot the pop rocks! :Q (use your imagination)

 

[cxim]

Yes, you didn't get enough beer !

 

Yea, no girl on that list.
What ya gunna do with plan #15 with only 50% of the required material
Right hand: Check

 

[Windogg]

Pretender, SammySon, my other half is already at home. She got a snow day from work. Me, I'm still in the office babysitting the servers.

 

[PG]

12" lift kit and 44" Super Swampers for the X5: ???

 

[Windogg]

Nahhh... those mods would have been great with my last truck. My new "poseurmobile" can't handle that. Well... I'm sure BMW will eventually release a dealer installed "adventurer" package with those options for an additional $38,795 and city folk will flock to the dealer in droves to become more "outdoorsy."

Windogg

 

[HKSturboKID]

How about h2o, the beer gonna make u dehyrate faster. What if there is a water shutdown. I'll fill up the tub now if I were you.

 

[Bignate603]

lol, where do you live windogg? It's coming down hard in albany right now and it's getting worse. My dog has to wade through the stuff to go to the bathroom, it's almost over his head.

 

[HKSturboKID]

In NYC, we didn't get nothing yet. I work by World Trade Center and I just look out the window and didn't see a sprinkle.

 

[urameatball]

it's getting pretty snowy in Toronto as well. but only started this morning and got about 6" right now.

I LOVE SNOW!

 

[cxim]

PS:

I noticed no harpoon ? what will happen when a whale or seal breaks up thru the ice ?

chips ?
jerky ?
hot sauce ?
sardines & vienna sausage ?
boom box ?
CDs ?
firewood ?
gas for the snowmobile ?
bait for ice fishing ?
saw & auger for cutting hole in ice ?
schnapps ? ( basic requirement for medicinal antifreeze & thawing ) ???
deoderant ( no baths ) ?
Glade air freshner ( no baths ) ?
One Glow in the Dark plastic JESUS on the 4x4 dash for when you are stuck in a snow drift ?
Coleman stove... to heat the sardines ?

& 2 tickets to Cancun ?

& BTW where is the beer ?

I am thirsty & the stoop is already empty ....

 

[Sacotool]

The first thing on my checklist was beer, then gas for the snowblower, that's about all I needed It's funny how the liquor store was packed this afternoon