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My dream from last night.

LordJezo

Banned
Last nights dream went something like this..

I was wandering around Rutgers University and I needed to get on one of the busses the school runs to go between classes. Well, the line for the front door of the bus was long so I snuck past everyone and got on via the back door. Once on the bus I ran to the back seat and sat down. Well, the people getting on the bus did not like that one bit. The leader of their group got mad at me but I didn?t care.

The bus started to drive (it was now my highschool) and the leader was complaining about how he had the bus scheduled for the first day of class but now no one was on it. He also talked about how he got the best bus driver there was to drive us around, who turned out to be the bartender from last weeks episode of Carnivale on HBO if anyone watched it.

Well, the bus ride went alone and eventually I left the dream and Adam Sandler showed up. He got off the bus with some woman and they walked along some snowy city street. He kept trying to hit on her and he wasn?t having much luck. He then whipped out a bunch of the new $20 bills for her to look at. He said something about one of them smelling different and she should smell it. Well, she didn?t like that too much and then he responded with how the only purpose of him showing her all the $20s was to make her stop paying attention to what was around her. He then told her to look over to the left.

On her left down a big hill, much like the roads in San Fransisco, was a huge building shaped like? well, shaped like the tower on the cover of The Little Mermaid VHS tape. Inside was what was supposed to be the best Japanese restaurant around. They walked into it and sat down at a table and tried to order.

The first waitress just started yelling at them because they didn?t look rich enough to afford the cash only food they were selling there. The woman got angry and started ordering many things anyway. The owner of the restaurant came over and started to apologize.

Somehow the dream ended up in a hot tub with them waiting for their food. Adam Sandler looked over next to him and saw the image of some dead woman he once knew. He was worried but then the ghost faded away and behind it was another woman who was out to get him. He looked over to the side of the woman he was with and saw another person who was out to get him. They got up and started running through the restaurant, which now looked like the inside of some spa made to be like caverns. They dived into some hot spring and the dream went into some underwater chase scene too complex to really describe here.

Eventually the woman was captured by the people and they called out that unless Adam Sandler sacrificed himself they would drown the woman. Well, after hearing this from behind a wall he walked out, made his presence known, and then got pistol whipped by someone in the forehead.

And then I woke up.
 
i approve of any dream where sandler gets pistol-whipped.

oh and apparently im on some sort of newsletter mailing lists that gets these dreams sent to me when they occur!
 
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