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MAME

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For whatever reason, the mods locked my thread about my male roommae who was pregnany with my baby and eventually gave birth.

So I wrote down my dream from last night:

There were these people who died and became ghosts. They had special powers such as making their breasts bigger.

There were these barrels that I thought were empty (because when I viewed the properties, it said 18 kb) so we opened them up and found old food but also human kidneys. We got them to ambulances quickly so they could be preserved and sold.

There were Japanese business men, alcohol and nice furniture.

I couldn't drive well and almost crashed my SUV in to the car in front of me.

I was on a toilet which for whatever reason was at a table that had a lot of people around it. My ex gf was sitting next to me so I had to secretly to to wipe.
 
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SynthDude2001

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There were these barrels that I thought were empty (because when I viewed the properties, it said 18 kb)
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I'm really out of it right now and that made me laugh for some reason :laugh:
 
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dighn

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Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
There were these barrels that I thought were empty (because when I viewed the properties, it said 18 kb)
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I'm really out of it right now and that made me laugh for some reason :laugh:
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i'm not out of it and still found that bit hilaroius :D
 
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Nomada

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I had a daydream recently. I dreamed this thread would be locked too. It is a good idear to write down your dreams though. Good way to make money.
 
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Atomicus

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I had a dream where this hot girl wanted to provide me with some felatio, but I told her I wanted to clean up before it. After I cleaned up, she was about to make contact.... then I wake up to the sound of my younger brother crying "YO GEO, Jackie Chan Adventures started!"

Why me!!!??? :(
 
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MAME

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Originally posted by: Atomicus
I had a dream where this hot girl wanted to provide me with some felatio, but I told her I wanted to clean up before it. After I cleaned up, she was about to make contact.... then I wake up to the sound of my younger brother crying "YO GEO, Jackie Chan Adventures started!"

Why me!!!??? :(
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just get a gf and stop worrying
 
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MAME

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Originally posted by: Nomada
I had a daydream recently. I dreamed this thread would be locked too. It is a good idear to write down your dreams though. Good way to make money.
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money? how?
 
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dc

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i had a dream recently where i'm my world of warcraft character in some dark wasteland near the sea. there's a broken down building that kinda looks like a inn. i guessed this was some new instance that no one had previously discovered. there's a warrior and 2 paladins nearby, i ask them to party and we head inside. 1st floor is dark and empty, we head up stairs discover a roofless room with 5 or 6 switches around. somehow we figure out the order without setting off any traps, after pulling the last switch lightning shoots from the sky and a giant pixel monster shows up in the middle of the room. giant pixel monster as in a monster made up of giant pixels, looked like something straight out of the 16bit days. he starts ripping off pieces of the wall and throws them at us. the warrior and i charge him and start attacking, but the paladins stand back and DO NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, FREAKIN PALADINS, WTH. :( we died and the paladins somehow walked off unscathed.

i take rez sickness and hearth back to town where i meet up with a friend and tell him about the new instance. there's a bookstore/cdstore in town and i can't wait to get my hands on the newest morning musume release, so i jump on my mount and head there fast as i can. i get to the cd section and there's a empty space where the new release is suppose to be. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo, SOLD OUT. OMG. ARGH. i woke up after that.
 
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MAME

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Originally posted by: dc
i had a dream recently where i'm my world of warcraft character in some dark wasteland near the sea. there's a broken down building that kinda looks like a inn. i guessed this was some new instance that no one had previously discovered. there's a warrior and 2 paladins nearby, i ask them to party and we head inside. 1st floor is dark and empty, we head up stairs discover a roofless room with 5 or 6 switches around. somehow we figure out the order without setting off any traps, after pulling the last switch lightning shoots from the sky and a giant pixel monster shows up in the middle of the room. giant pixel monster as in a monster made up of giant pixels, looked like something straight out of the 16bit days. he starts ripping off pieces of the wall and throws them at us. the warrior and i charge him and start attacking, but the paladins stand back and DO NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, FREAKIN PALADINS, WTH. :( we died and the paladins somehow walked off unscathed.

i take rez sickness and hearth back to town where i meet up with a friend and tell him about the new instance. there's a bookstore/cdstore in town and i can't wait to get my hands on the newest morning musume release, so i jump on my mount and head there fast as i can. i get to the cd section and there's a empty space where the new release is suppose to be. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo, SOLD OUT. OMG. ARGH. i woke up after that.
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dorkiest dream ever
 
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cjgallen

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My dream dictionary says you're gay.

Were they wearing loafers??? That means you're mega ultra gay!
 
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MAME

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Originally posted by: cjgallen
My dream dictionary says you're gay.

Were they wearing loafers??? That means you're mega ultra gay!
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I was a lesbian in my dream last night but I'm not gay
 
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Quasmo

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Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: dc
i had a dream recently where i'm my world of warcraft character in some dark wasteland near the sea. there's a broken down building that kinda looks like a inn. i guessed this was some new instance that no one had previously discovered. there's a warrior and 2 paladins nearby, i ask them to party and we head inside. 1st floor is dark and empty, we head up stairs discover a roofless room with 5 or 6 switches around. somehow we figure out the order without setting off any traps, after pulling the last switch lightning shoots from the sky and a giant pixel monster shows up in the middle of the room. giant pixel monster as in a monster made up of giant pixels, looked like something straight out of the 16bit days. he starts ripping off pieces of the wall and throws them at us. the warrior and i charge him and start attacking, but the paladins stand back and DO NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, FREAKIN PALADINS, WTH. :( we died and the paladins somehow walked off unscathed.

i take rez sickness and hearth back to town where i meet up with a friend and tell him about the new instance. there's a bookstore/cdstore in town and i can't wait to get my hands on the newest morning musume release, so i jump on my mount and head there fast as i can. i get to the cd section and there's a empty space where the new release is suppose to be. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo, SOLD OUT. OMG. ARGH. i woke up after that.
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dorkiest dream ever
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Not too bad... I had a dream once with the Counter-Strike hud. Everything else was real except I had an AK (CS fake looking) and I was trying to shoot the aliens from signs.
 
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us3rnotfound

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i had a dream where i was sleeping and dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about sleeping
 
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