My doorbell just rang

[nick1985]

I open the door and its some salesman.

salesman - "Are your parents home?"

me - "No, I'm all grown up."

/shuts door



:awe:

 

[amdhunter]

You should have answered naked.

 

[rudeguy]

hi Nick!

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

 

[nick1985]

hi Nick!

Did I just shut a door in your face?

 

[nick1985]

rofl

 

[rudeguy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jl3cKWuJVc

 

[Newbian]

Are you sure you just didn't ruin the opening scene of a porno?

 

[JackOfHearts]

I was in boxers with pubes visible and the Jehovah witness guy still talked to me for ten minutes... I figure naked he would have still talked for ten minutes...

 

[Newbian]

I was in boxers with pubes visible and the Jehovah witness guy still talked to me for ten minutes... I figure naked he would have still talked for ten minutes...

If they are reaching out of boxers it's time for a clipping. D:

 

[ElFenix]

I was in boxers with pubes visible and the Jehovah witness guy still talked to me for ten minutes... I figure naked he would have still talked for ten minutes...

i figure they've seen absolutely everything

 

[nick1985]

I was in boxers with pubes visible and the Jehovah witness guy still talked to me for ten minutes... I figure naked he would have still talked for ten minutes...

jeeves, fetch the weedwacker

 

[JackOfHearts]

If they are reaching out of boxers it's time for a clipping. D:

Old boxers with button missing.... so they gap open a bit... Easier to fap that way....

 

[PsiStar]

Then .. there are the Mormon girls ... 3 at a time, but not allowed in the house unless there is a woman present.

 

[mjrpes3]

Then .. there are the Mormon girls ... 3 at a time, but not allowed in the house unless there is a woman present.

That's racist!

 

[mmntech]

Then .. there are the Mormon girls ... 3 at a time, but not allowed in the house unless there is a woman present.

Damn Megan's Law. ^_^

Wonder what would happen if you opened the door in full S&M submissive attire.

 

[PsiStar]

Damn Megan's Law. ^_^

Wonder what would happen if you opened the door in full S&M submissive attire.

The mind does wander & wonder ... what if I offered to put a dress on so they would enter?
Alas, I think my wondering has wandered about this too long.

 

[PsiStar]

That's racist!

Well ... sexist at least and I think I tried that point ... yet they persist.:\:sneaky:

 

[thescreensavers]

Old boxers with button missing.... so they gap open a bit... Easier to fap that way....

So your saying that your penis is being strangled by your bush?

 

[destrekor]

Well ... sexist at least and I think I tried that point ... yet they persist.:\:sneaky:

they enjoy sexism

I bet they make good sammiches
^_^

 

[Jeff7]

they enjoy sexism

I bet they make good sammiches
^_^

They have the cleansing power of Jesus in every bite! You'll be salivating for salvation!

 

[destrekor]

They have the cleansing power of Jesus in every bite! You'll be salivating for salvation!

Jesus does do a mean window wash. Keeps the pool sparkling and the garden free of clutter as well.

 

[Red Squirrel]

lol door to door people are worse then telemarketers. At least with telemarketers it's easier to just hang up. I have this company that wont stop trying to sell me furnace insurance. Anyone ever hear of that one? lol.

 

[Jeff7]

Jesus does do a mean window wash. Keeps the pool sparkling and the garden free of clutter as well.

He sucks with regards to economic policy though: He never spends money, he only saves it.

 

[nick1985]

lol door to door people are worse then telemarketers. At least with telemarketers it's easier to just hang up. I have this company that wont stop trying to sell me furnace insurance. Anyone ever hear of that one? lol.

I admit, I almost felt sorry for him