My Dog Sucks

xXped0thugXx · Apr 15, 2004

I had two steaks marinating on the counter and the jerk of a dog barges in from downstairs (somehow opening the closed door, i know it was closed because i made sure) and eats one. Im about to go pound his head in. He's a really lovable dog and playful besides the fact that he eats everything in sight!:|

Borracho · Apr 15, 2004

fs5 · Apr 15, 2004

Originally posted by: xXped0thugXx
I had two steaks marinating on the counter and the jerk of a dog barges in from downstairs (somehow opening the closed door, i know it was closed because i made sure) and eats one. Im about to go pound his head in. He's a really lovable dog and playful besides the fact that he eats everything in sight!:|

at least he left you one! and calm down there.. it's an animal.

Shockwave · Apr 15, 2004

LOL!!

Dacalo · Apr 15, 2004

own3d

bradruth · Apr 15, 2004

Well you would have done the same thing if you were in his shoes, er, pads.

Ameesh · Apr 15, 2004

Originally posted by: Dacalo
own3d

super 0wn3d!

samgau · Apr 15, 2004

Yeah... he could have eaten both.... and leave you hanging....

spidey07 · Apr 15, 2004

Originally posted by: xXped0thugXx
I had two steaks marinating on the counter and the jerk of a dog barges in from downstairs (somehow opening the closed door, i know it was closed because i made sure) and eats one. Im about to go pound his head in. He's a really lovable dog and playful besides the fact that he eats everything in sight!:|

you left steaks on the counter with a dog anywhere within 100 yards?

<nelson>
HA-HA
<nelson>
hell, even my cat will run off with a 22 oz t-bone.

put them in the microwave next time...not to cook...to secure the precious.

NumbaJuan · Apr 15, 2004

my dog did that once. then i made the mistake of leaving her in the house that night & had a REAL mess to clean in the morning.

AIWGuru · Apr 15, 2004

Uncooked? Hopefully he's get really sick and puke on your beautiful 3" red shag carpet.

bradruth · Apr 15, 2004

Originally posted by: AIWGuru
Uncooked? Hopefully he's get really sick and puke on your beautiful 3" red shag carpet.

Uncooked steak isn't as dangerous as uncooked hamburger. It's more the amount of processing and handling that makes the meat "bad."

shimsham · Apr 15, 2004

Originally posted by: xXped0thugXx
I had two steaks marinating on the counter and the jerk of a dog barges in from downstairs (somehow opening the closed door, i know it was closed because i made sure) and eats one. Im about to go pound his head in. He's a really lovable dog and playful besides the fact that he eats everything in sight!:|

i know that rage. we woke up one morning to our cushions having the corners eaten off from the dog humping them all night. i was so pissed. i said hes gone. the kids started crying. chaos ensued. then my wife, with her infinite wisdom, reminded me he hadnt been neutered yet. oops. so i relented, and he got hacked the next week.

just gotta remember, its still an animal. besides, who could refuse a juicy steak just sitting there? not me.

AIWGuru · Apr 15, 2004

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: AIWGuru
Uncooked? Hopefully he's get really sick and puke on your beautiful 3" red shag carpet.

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Uncooked steak isn't as dangerous as uncooked hamburger. It's more the amount of processing and handling that makes the meat "bad."

Half truth.
The outside of steak is just as dangerous. The reason that hamburger is more dangerous is because it's ground and mixed so it has to be cooked throughout. Steak on the other hand, has only had the outside exposed to fluids and thus only needs the outside to be cooked.

bradruth · Apr 15, 2004

Originally posted by: AIWGuru

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: AIWGuru
Uncooked? Hopefully he's get really sick and puke on your beautiful 3" red shag carpet.

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Uncooked steak isn't as dangerous as uncooked hamburger. It's more the amount of processing and handling that makes the meat "bad."

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Half truth.
The outside of steak is just as dangerous. The reason that hamburger is more dangerous is because it's ground and mixed so it has to be cooked throughout. Steak on the other hand, has only had the outside exposed to fluids and thus only needs the outside to be cooked.

Well, half truth is better than no truth.

Perknose · Apr 15, 2004

Originally posted by: AIWGuru
Uncooked? Hopefully he's get really sick and puke on your beautiful 3" red shag carpet.

Dog's stomachs can withstand rotting carrion, let alone merely uncooked USDA prime.

My dog, Cinnamon, would never ever touch food not already on the floor. She is a sweetheart.

MrDudeMan · Apr 15, 2004

dont hit the dog. that is sh!tty as hell. its your fault for leaving the steak out and being irresponsible. having a pet is like having a toddler, except it never grows up. you have to constantly be thinking about what the dog will get into and whether or not you will be pissed. i really hope you were kidding and you have more tact than to hit your dog because it wanted food.

p.s. lol @ you

mpitts · Apr 15, 2004

KICK HIS ASS, SEABASS!

xXped0thugXx · Apr 15, 2004

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
dont hit the dog. that is sh!tty as hell. its your fault for leaving the steak out and being irresponsible. having a pet is like having a toddler, except it never grows up. you have to constantly be thinking about what the dog will get into and whether or not you will be pissed. i really hope you were kidding and you have more tact than to hit your dog because it wanted food.

p.s. lol @ you

haha yea but i closed the door , there was no way in! smart lil ass he is, i would never hit him, just had to get across a point.

well cooked up some chicken to make up for the other steak , so it works out in the end

ps. hes prancing around like king tut, i think he's trying to shove it in my face

bootymac · Apr 15, 2004

Originally posted by: mpitts
KICK HIS ASS, SEABASS!

DrPizza · Apr 15, 2004

Now, if you had 3 dogs like I do... you wouldn't know which one is the guilty party.

slackerinabox · Apr 15, 2004

Then I know a certain dog that will be sleeping with me tonight...

silverpig · Apr 15, 2004

I know a way you could get it back... You like Korean food by any chance?

Fiveohhh · Apr 15, 2004

Originally posted by: xXped0thugXx

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
dont hit the dog. that is sh!tty as hell. its your fault for leaving the steak out and being irresponsible. having a pet is like having a toddler, except it never grows up. you have to constantly be thinking about what the dog will get into and whether or not you will be pissed. i really hope you were kidding and you have more tact than to hit your dog because it wanted food.

p.s. lol @ you

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haha yea but i closed the door , there was no way in! smart lil ass he is, i would never hit him, just had to get across a point.

well cooked up some chicken to make up for the other steak , so it works out in the end

ps. hes prancing around like king tut, i think he's trying to shove it in my face

Good to see you weren't serious about hitting the dog. My dogs hopped on the table, and pisses me off, but all he gets is a slap on the behind I feel to bad to hit a dog. Hes a Basset hound and just looks at me and I know hes laughing on the inside cause he got away with it

Goosemaster · Apr 15, 2004

Originally posted by: Ameesh

Originally posted by: Dacalo
own3d

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super 0wn3d!

0wn3d d00gy 5ty13

I would also add....

"son of a bitch"

but I won't "D

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