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My Dog Sucks

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xXped0thugXx

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I had two steaks marinating on the counter and the jerk of a dog barges in from downstairs (somehow opening the closed door, i know it was closed because i made sure) and eats one. Im about to go pound his head in. He's a really lovable dog and playful besides the fact that he eats everything in sight!:|
 
Originally posted by: xXped0thugXx
I had two steaks marinating on the counter and the jerk of a dog barges in from downstairs (somehow opening the closed door, i know it was closed because i made sure) and eats one. Im about to go pound his head in. He's a really lovable dog and playful besides the fact that he eats everything in sight!:|
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at least he left you one! and calm down there.. it's an animal.
 
Originally posted by: xXped0thugXx
I had two steaks marinating on the counter and the jerk of a dog barges in from downstairs (somehow opening the closed door, i know it was closed because i made sure) and eats one. Im about to go pound his head in. He's a really lovable dog and playful besides the fact that he eats everything in sight!:|
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you left steaks on the counter with a dog anywhere within 100 yards?

<nelson>
HA-HA
<nelson>
hell, even my cat will run off with a 22 oz t-bone.

put them in the microwave next time...not to cook...to secure the precious.
 
my dog did that once. then i made the mistake of leaving her in the house that night & had a REAL mess to clean in the morning.
 
Originally posted by: AIWGuru
Uncooked? Hopefully he's get really sick and puke on your beautiful 3" red shag carpet.
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Uncooked steak isn't as dangerous as uncooked hamburger. It's more the amount of processing and handling that makes the meat "bad."
 
Originally posted by: xXped0thugXx
I had two steaks marinating on the counter and the jerk of a dog barges in from downstairs (somehow opening the closed door, i know it was closed because i made sure) and eats one. Im about to go pound his head in. He's a really lovable dog and playful besides the fact that he eats everything in sight!:|
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i know that rage. we woke up one morning to our cushions having the corners eaten off from the dog humping them all night. i was so pissed. i said hes gone. the kids started crying. chaos ensued. then my wife, with her infinite wisdom, reminded me he hadnt been neutered yet. oops. so i relented, and he got hacked the next week.

just gotta remember, its still an animal. besides, who could refuse a juicy steak just sitting there? not me.

 
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: AIWGuru
Uncooked? Hopefully he's get really sick and puke on your beautiful 3" red shag carpet.
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Uncooked steak isn't as dangerous as uncooked hamburger. It's more the amount of processing and handling that makes the meat "bad."
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Half truth.
The outside of steak is just as dangerous. The reason that hamburger is more dangerous is because it's ground and mixed so it has to be cooked throughout. Steak on the other hand, has only had the outside exposed to fluids and thus only needs the outside to be cooked.
 
Originally posted by: AIWGuru
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: AIWGuru
Uncooked? Hopefully he's get really sick and puke on your beautiful 3" red shag carpet.
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Uncooked steak isn't as dangerous as uncooked hamburger. It's more the amount of processing and handling that makes the meat "bad."
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Half truth.
The outside of steak is just as dangerous. The reason that hamburger is more dangerous is because it's ground and mixed so it has to be cooked throughout. Steak on the other hand, has only had the outside exposed to fluids and thus only needs the outside to be cooked.
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Well, half truth is better than no truth. 😉
 
Originally posted by: AIWGuru
Uncooked? Hopefully he's get really sick and puke on your beautiful 3" red shag carpet.
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Dog's stomachs can withstand rotting carrion, let alone merely uncooked USDA prime.

My dog, Cinnamon, would never ever touch food not already on the floor. She is a sweetheart.
 
dont hit the dog. that is sh!tty as hell. its your fault for leaving the steak out and being irresponsible. having a pet is like having a toddler, except it never grows up. you have to constantly be thinking about what the dog will get into and whether or not you will be pissed. i really hope you were kidding and you have more tact than to hit your dog because it wanted food.

p.s. lol @ you
 
Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
dont hit the dog. that is sh!tty as hell. its your fault for leaving the steak out and being irresponsible. having a pet is like having a toddler, except it never grows up. you have to constantly be thinking about what the dog will get into and whether or not you will be pissed. i really hope you were kidding and you have more tact than to hit your dog because it wanted food.

p.s. lol @ you
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haha yea but i closed the door , there was no way in! smart lil ass he is, i would never hit him, just had to get across a point.

well cooked up some chicken to make up for the other steak , so it works out in the end


ps. hes prancing around like king tut, i think he's trying to shove it in my face😛
 
Now, if you had 3 dogs like I do... you wouldn't know which one is the guilty party.
 
Originally posted by: xXped0thugXx
Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
dont hit the dog. that is sh!tty as hell. its your fault for leaving the steak out and being irresponsible. having a pet is like having a toddler, except it never grows up. you have to constantly be thinking about what the dog will get into and whether or not you will be pissed. i really hope you were kidding and you have more tact than to hit your dog because it wanted food.

p.s. lol @ you
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haha yea but i closed the door , there was no way in! smart lil ass he is, i would never hit him, just had to get across a point.

well cooked up some chicken to make up for the other steak , so it works out in the end


ps. hes prancing around like king tut, i think he's trying to shove it in my face😛
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Good to see you weren't serious about hitting the dog. My dogs hopped on the table, and pisses me off, but all he gets is a slap on the behind I feel to bad to hit a dog. Hes a Basset hound and just looks at me and I know hes laughing on the inside cause he got away with it😛
 
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