My dog just peed on my couch....

aphex

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Hes sleeping here next to me on the couch and i start to smell something....

Low and behold, he's pissing in his sleep..... Great....
 

SuepaFly

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Have you guys ever seen Will Ferrell on SNL when he does the dog obedience via sarcasm? So hilarious...

"Buddy, I wanted to thank you for the "ACCENT" you put on the sofa, it really adds to the sofa..."
 

rudeguy

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Originally posted by: her209
You should take a dump on the couch and then smear it on his ass. ;)

that is just wrong....sick and wrong.

You should really see a doctor about that.
 

HappyPuppy

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Originally posted by: ohtwell
That's why you shouldn't let the dog sleep on the furniture! :p


: ) Amanda


What kind of barbarian doesn't let their pooches sleep on the furniture? :|
 

bradruth

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Originally posted by: her209
You should take a dump on the couch and then smear it on his ass. ;)

And then take a picture and use it to blackmail him in the future. It's the perfect crime!
 

rudeguy

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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: ohtwell
That's why you shouldn't let the dog sleep on the furniture! :p


: ) Amanda


What kind of barbarian doesn't let their pooches sleep on the furniture? :|

it was you that tinkled on the sofa wasnt it???

BAD DOG, BAD!!!
 

ohtwell

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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: ohtwell
That's why you shouldn't let the dog sleep on the furniture! :p


: ) Amanda


What kind of barbarian doesn't let their pooches sleep on the furniture? :|
Me! If I had a dog it wouldn't be able to get on the sofa! I don't even let my cat sleep on the sofa.


: ) Amanda
 

HappyPuppy

Lifer
Apr 5, 2001
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Originally posted by: ohtwell
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: ohtwell
That's why you shouldn't let the dog sleep on the furniture! :p


: ) Amanda


What kind of barbarian doesn't let their pooches sleep on the furniture? :|
Me! If I had a dog it wouldn't be able to get on the sofa! I don't even let my cat sleep on the sofa.


: ) Amanda


You don't know what your missing. :D

 

ohtwell

Lifer
Jan 6, 2002
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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: ohtwell
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: ohtwell
That's why you shouldn't let the dog sleep on the furniture! :p


: ) Amanda


What kind of barbarian doesn't let their pooches sleep on the furniture? :|
Me! If I had a dog it wouldn't be able to get on the sofa! I don't even let my cat sleep on the sofa.


: ) Amanda


You don't know what your missing. :D
Yes I do! I'm missing piss and sh!t stains on my sofa, as well as tons of hair! :p


: ) Amanda
 

Shelly21

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Originally posted by: ohtwell
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: ohtwell
That's why you shouldn't let the dog sleep on the furniture! :p


: ) Amanda


What kind of barbarian doesn't let their pooches sleep on the furniture? :|
Me! If I had a dog it wouldn't be able to get on the sofa! I don't even let my cat sleep on the sofa.


: ) Amanda


I let my cats use the sofa in the TV room because I love having my faithful companions with me when I'm watching crap on TV. They don't like the living couches because they're made of leather.
 

her209

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Originally posted by: GoodDad
Originally posted by: her209
You should take a dump on the couch and then smear it on his ass. ;)
that is just wrong....sick and wrong.

You should really see a doctor about that.
I was poking fun at a post someone made earlier this week. ;)
 

rudeguy

Lifer
Dec 27, 2001
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Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: GoodDad
Originally posted by: her209
You should take a dump on the couch and then smear it on his ass. ;)
that is just wrong....sick and wrong.

You should really see a doctor about that.
I was poking fun at a post someone made earlier this week. ;)

I know the thread you speak of...and my post stands

you are wrong, sick and wrong!
 

xeno2060

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Originally posted by: aphex
Hes sleeping here next to me on the couch and i start to smell something....

Low and behold, he's pissing in his sleep..... Great....


LMFAO!! welcome to the world dog ownership, now "Kick his ass seabass"

 

Atlantean

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Originally posted by: aphex
Hes sleeping here next to me on the couch and i start to smell something....

Low and behold, he's pissing in his sleep..... Great....

hahahaha piss on his stuff for revenge :p