My dog just ate my rueben

[Phoenix15]

I made a nice big rueben for dinner tonight. I step out on the back deck for a minute and come back in to a empty plate sitting on my desk. She ate a whole rueben and a pile of doritos in under a minute. Now she is laying beside my desk and I can actually HEAR her farting. Buddy, when a 110 pound German Shepard fats, you KNOW it. I can't put her outside because it is pouring rain.

pwnt.

 

[coldmeat]

who cares if its raining outside, she ate your food. i think she deserves to be outside

 

[FallenHero]

Your dog ate your American Idol winner?

 

[KLin]

Your dog ate a New York Giants running back?

 

[Phoenix15]

Originally posted by: FallenHero
Your dog ate your American Idol winner?

and doritos!

 

[randay]

You kick my dog!

 

[CorCentral]

Originally posted by: FallenHero
Your dog ate your American Idol winner?

Too bad it was'nt an Achin' (Clay) sub, as it would've of been the better of the two farted out and eventually crapped out your dog's system! In a turd, always a turd!

 

[jjzelinski]

Originally posted by: CorCentral

Originally posted by: FallenHero
Your dog ate your American Idol winner?

Too bad it was'nt an Achin' (Clay) sub, as it would've of been the better of the two farted out and eventually crapped out your dog's system! In a turd, always a turd!

Winnar! Subject of the day award 10/6/2007:

Topic Title: My dog just ate my rueben
Topic Summary: and now she won't stop farting

Congratulations, you've won yourself up to two pages worth of neffing!

 

[rh71]

That sucks. Reubens are the best food known to man... and dog.

 

[jjzelinski]

Originally posted by: rh71
That sucks. Reubens are the best food known to man... and dog.

Damn skippy

 

[potato28]

Fart back at the dog. It'll get the message to knock it off.

 

[techs]

Originally posted by: rh71
That sucks. Reubens are the best food known to man... and dog.

Oh man! There is nothing like a Reuban made with REAL butter slathered on the rye bread and toasted just right.
I really can't blame your dog.
I blame you.
How come you didn't make two?

 

[brxndxn]

A 110lb female German shepherd? That's huge for a German shepherd. Stop feeding her ruebens!

 

[skulkingghost]

Tase her bro.

Reubens ftw.

 

[Canai]

mmmmm Reuben.

 

[tomywishbone]

Rueben Kincaid was my favorite Partidge Family character

 

[GagHalfrunt]

She had a choice: Either eat it and gas you or let you eat it so you'd gas her.

Smart dog.

 

[loup garou]

:laugh:

 

[TehMac]

ROFL This thread delivers already.