My dog is disgusting

[Exterous]

She got back inside after doing her business outside and went over to her now full food bowl. About half way through breakfast she stuck her nose in her crotch and gave her vag a good 4-5 licks. She then resumed eating breakfast without a moments pause

That is all...

 

[RearAdmiral]

Scrumptious sounding breakfast.

 

[DesiPower]

She needs more flavor in her food, change to something different

 

[GasX]

but a dog's got personality

 

[Sho'Nuff]

At least she didn't eat her own poop. My dog used to do that all the time. Her food must have tasted so good she had to eat it twice. The second time it was just a little more processed.

 

[Exterous]

At least she didn't eat her own poop. My dog used to do that all the time. Her food must have tasted so good she had to eat it twice. The second time it was just a little more processed.

She does that sometimes too. Then she always wants to lick us :\

 

[waggy]

you are just jealous! you wish you could lick your vag!

 

[dawp]

At least she didn't eat her own poop. My dog used to do that all the time. Her food must have tasted so good she had to eat it twice. The second time it was just a little more processed.

I haven't seen mine eat her own, but she will eat the cats like it's going out of style.

 

[waggy]

She does that sometimes too. Then she always wants to lick us :\

lol we had a pug that was blind and deaf. the damn thing would eat its poop then would sit right next to us. man it stunk.

 

[NetWareHead]

She needs more flavor in her food, change to something different

Blahhhh thats nasty

 

[Exterous]

you are just jealous! you wish you could lick your vag!

You caught me. Then I wouldn't need my wife anymore

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

Try expressing her anal glands.

 

[waggy]

Try expressing her anal glands.

oh my god./shudder

we had to do that. ok i didn't we took her to the vet to do it. it was disgusting.

/barf

 

[IronWing]

Cat litter: crunchy on the outside, chewy in the center.

 

[Sea Moose]

 

[PricklyPete]

If I could give my man meat a good licking during breakfast...I certainly would.

 

[PricklyPete]

I haven't seen mine eat her own, but she will eat the cats like it's going out of style.

Yeah...cat poop must have crack in it or something. Our beagle eats that stuff like it's candy.

 

[HydroSqueegee]

the other day right before bed, my 2 year old took a huge dump in his little potty seat that sits on the floor. Im talking filled to the brim, 3 different shades of brown and black. Massive.
One thing led to another and i forgot to empty it. I wake up in the morning, and there's just a little pee and liquefied poo goo in the bottom, along with a quarter of all things. When we empty it, the waste goes in the toilet and then rinsed and the rinsed water goes in the toilet too. It stays pretty clean with no leftovers. So the goo left over tells me that no one emptied it...

The dogs breath was horrendous. He ate all the poo AND the toilet paper that was in it.

*barf*

 

[Bateluer]

Thread makes me queasy.

 

[mmntech]

Sounds like your dog had my kind of morning.

 

[alkemyst]

stop licking your nuts in front of her and she wouldn't learn this stuff.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Dogs are pretty gross.

I like them, but they're gross.

 

[OCGuy]

the other day right before bed, my 2 year old took a huge dump in his little potty seat that sits on the floor. Im talking filled to the brim, 3 different shades of brown and black. Massive.
One thing led to another and i forgot to empty it. I wake up in the morning, and there's just a little pee and liquefied poo goo in the bottom, along with a quarter of all things. When we empty it, the waste goes in the toilet and then rinsed and the rinsed water goes in the toilet too. It stays pretty clean with no leftovers. So the goo left over tells me that no one emptied it...

The dogs breath was horrendous. He ate all the poo AND the toilet paper that was in it.

*barf*

Good god...

 

[PottedMeat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7zYVEyG9vM

Nathan: Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.
Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?
Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?

 

[JulesMaximus]

All dogs are disgusting. Ours would eat cat shit if she could get access to our cats litter box and licking her ass is her favorite passtime.

The cat brought home a mouse the other day and killed it and left the dead carcass lying around in our back yard for about another day after that and then it was gone...dog ate it.