Conservatives version.
Today I woke up to the tax payers courts letter in my tax payer delivered mailbox who enforced my rights to evict a tenant from my flat. Guy wouldn't leave so I had to call the local muscle man, the tax payer funded “sheriff” to chuck the squatter off my property. It's really cool the black boots and military regalia they wear these days - really roughed him up. Good use of tax payers money IMO. Dumb ass decided to get lippy so they threw him in tax payer jail. I like those - they should keep him there till my debt is paid. Next I turned on the news and they were bombing the fuck out of some hajis over somewhere..awesome!!! Your tax money at work baby! Hoo Yah.
In case you're wondering moderates can see government as a tool to help society in any number of ways we decide while the RW it's only purpose is a protectionist and punitive apparatus.