My day as a Walmart Greeter

[tyler811]

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day... ​

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
I said pleasantly, ' Good morning and welcome to Wal Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Heck no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why in the worldwould you think they're twins?​

Are you blind, or stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'​

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.​

 

[Hyperlite]

4/10

 

[olds]

NEVER seen that before.

 

[arcenite]

Only if it were true

 

[zinfamous]

looking at your avatar, I assume you aren't old enough to be a retiree.

therefore, this is a joke. A terrible joke.

0/10

 

[ahenkel]

Shens

 

[UberNeuman]

But seriously folks, take my wife - please!

 

[GagHalfrunt]

If you're going to copy old re-tread jokes at least try to copy one that was funny at some point in its long life.

 

[JD50]

You deserve a perma-ban for this.

 

[theeedude]

I loled up a little bit in the mouth.

 

[Dumac]

I love how the guy who is working as a GREETER at WALMART is dissing the customers...

Of course, it's just a joke, but still.

1/10

 

[olds]

I loled up a little bit in the mouth.

My bad. That was me.

 

[tyler811]

But seriously folks, take my wife - please!

Winnar :thumbsup:

 

[SandEagle]

let me guess, you have an android phone, right? i swear i read this on one of those stupid joke apps

 

[Newbian]

Did she also have pointy elbows?

 

[WA261]

Only if it were true

this

 

[D1gger]

I just sent this to my daughter who started a part time job at Wal-Mart today. Hopefully she lasts longer than one day.