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Sentrosi2121

Sentrosi2121

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So I work the wierd 5th shift (7pm til 8am Friday thru Monday morning) and I come home Sunday morning tired. Walk through the door and say hello to the wife and my daughter. My daughter goes to get my cereal (this is something she's done ever since she could walk) and the three of us are sitting on the couch watching one of her shows.

As I'm eating my cereal my daughter asks me, "Daddy, when do you know a train is drinking and eating?"

I say that I don't know.

She responds, "When it's Chug-Chug Chugging and Chew-Chew Chewing!"

For some reason, after working a 13 hour shift, I laughed so hard milk and a slivered almond came shooting out my nose.

I just had to share this with everyone.
 
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theprodigalrebel

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Ha-ha, nice!

This happened last week and I still laugh about it: my sister's sister-in-law (five-years-old) got her a birthday present - it appeared to be a gift-wrapped birthday card. My sis did the whole 'shake it, hmm, I wonder what it is...' bit and unwrapped it. It turned out to be a little more than an ordinary card. It was a booklet with the words 'Growing Up' on the cover, with a smiley-faced sun and a young girl walking in a park with her mother. On closer inspection, we discovered that it was one of those 'understanding puberty/menstruation/ovulation etc.' booklets that doctors/sex-ed teachers give to young girls. Little kid must have found it somewhere around the house and figured a booklet with the words 'Growing Up' ought to be a sweet gift.

:laugh:
 
GiggleGirl

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my cousins son is HILARIOUS! one night during a bath, my nephew (yes i know hes not my nephew but its easier for him to understand calling me auntie and i dont feel like saying "my cousins son" every time) called out to his mom. "mommy, my penis has a tongue!" in kind of an excited inquisitive tone. my cousin was a little concerned and confused and said "what honey... your penis has a tongue?" she wasnt sure if there was something wrong with his parts so she went into the bathroom and said "show mommy the tongue."
so my nephew was like, "see mommy! my penis has a tongue!" and lifted his peepee and pointed to his nutsack. my cousin immediately was relieved and was like "No silly! those are your balls!" as she laughed.
my nephew got this conclusive and happy look on his face and was like, "ohhhhhhhhh, my Ballllssss!"

HAHAHAHA
 
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kgokal

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Originally posted by: GiggleGirl
my cousins son is HILARIOUS! one night during a bath, my nephew (yes i know hes not my nephew but its easier for him to understand calling me auntie and i dont feel like saying "my cousins son" every time) called out to his mom. "mommy, my penis has a tongue!" in kind of an excited inquisitive tone. my cousin was a little concerned and confused and said "what honey... your penis has a tongue?" she wasnt sure if there was something wrong with his parts so she went into the bathroom and said "show mommy the tongue."
so my nephew was like, "see mommy! my penis has a tongue!" and lifted his peepee and pointed to his nutsack. my cousin immediately was relieved and was like "No silly! those are your balls!" as she laughed.
my nephew got this conclusive and happy look on his face and was like, "ohhhhhhhhh, my Ballllssss!"

HAHAHAHA
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OMG, i thought he was going to pull up foreskin.... didnt see that coming..
 
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