My daughter is a world-famous model

[Jeeebus]

http://www.nextdirect.com/us/en/shopping/girls/newborn-girls/1/4

Time to quit my job, sit back, and start raking in my child star's money. To make sure she grows up right, I shall now model my parenting on a careful mix of one part Dina Lohan and one part Joe Jackson.

Hell, I may even pepper in some Billy Ray Cyrus just to make sure proper morals are fully instilled in her by her teenage years.

 

[rcpratt]

Really though, how much do you pocket for that?

 

[lxskllr]

Cute girl. I get a 1920s vibe from that :^)

 

[SandEagle]

awwww

 

[highland145]

Really though, how much do you pocket for that?

Him? ZERO. Mrs Jeeebus ain't telling.

 

[Jeeebus]

Him? ZERO. Mrs Jeeebus ain't telling.

srsly... I get to pay for her gas down to Miami and various other expenses. In return, I get to look at cute pictures of my daughter.

She made something like $400 - $500 for that photo shoot.

 

[alkemyst]

Really though, how much do you pocket for that?

Sad thing is most parents are actually PAYING to do it. Down here in S. Florida everyone is a model, about 90% are paying thousands of dollars to the agencies.

 

[Krazy4Real]

very cute!

 

[Jeeebus]

Sad thing is most parents are actually PAYING to do it. Down here in S. Florida everyone is a model, about 90% are paying thousands of dollars to the agencies.

This isn't exactly my field of expertise, but we don't pay a dime to the agency unless she gets a job, and then it's something like 20% taken by the agency out of what we get paid. AFAIK it's "the" agency in Miami for kids.

Whether it's different elsewhere or with different age groups - hell if I know.

 

[Nintendesert]

No way did Jeeebus produce that.

 

[brainhulk]

elbows too cute

 

[JulesMaximus]

Just think, 20 years from now some guy will be posting naked pictures of her that he found on his brother's computer!

 

[NFS4]

elbows too pointy

**fixed**

Cute kid!!

 

[Jeeebus]

Just think, 20 years from now some guy will be posting naked pictures of her that he found on his brother's computer!

brother-in-law!

 

[JulesMaximus]

brother-in-law!

Haha! I stand corrected.

Stupid time warp...

 

[keird]

My daughter isn't a model but her elbows are killing my ribs. Cute shot.

 

[preslove]

She made something like $400 - $500 for that photo shoot.

A wise hobo once told me that good parenting is all about planning. So, you should use this $$$$ to create a weapons savings account. That way, when she's 15 you can easily afford all the guns and ammo you want to keep the hordes of horny teenage dudes at bay.

 

[preslove]

brother-in-law!

Is there a story here that I missed?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Is there a story here that I missed?

Jeeebus delivered. :wub:

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Jeeebus delivered. :wub:

Loo

 

[JTsyo]

cute kid. Do they let you keep all the shots from shoot? That would be nice for a scrapbook.

 

[zokudu]

DAWWWWWW so cute.

 

[Imp]

Cute.

If you were a remotely competent parent, you would use all the money she makes on hookers and blow.

 

[D1gger]

Good thing she doesn't look like Jeeebus, or she would be a dog!

 

[ponyo]

srsly... I get to pay for her gas down to Miami and various other expenses. In return, I get to look at cute pictures of my daughter.

She made something like $400 - $500 for that photo shoot.

She's adorable! You need to open her Roth IRA with that money! She has like 20 years head start on her peers.