My dad is so damn cheap :(

Fritzo

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I really want to learn to play the sitar, so I asked my dad for one. He said "I'll see what I can do!", so I got all excited.

Then the bastard stuck a wooden spoon in a crappy guitar he picked up on Craigslist and said "There you go! Just as good as a real sitar!"

:'(
 

Fritzo

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Oh come one---first you guys want it, then you don't want it! You're like a prom date! :|
 

sdifox

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You know Fritzo, you gotta stop calling every guy you run across your daddy. It is just not proper.
 

PimpJuice

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I really want to learn to play the sitar, so I asked my dad for one. He said "I'll see what I can do!", so I got all excited.

Then the bastard stuck a wooden spoon in a crappy guitar he picked up on Craigslist and said "There you go! Just as good as a real sitar!"

:'(

I don't blame him for not wanting to spend money on a sitar for his cheap unemployed loser of a son either.

If hes cheap, you're cheaper.
 

vshah

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Sep 20, 2003
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at least he didn't stick the wooden spoon somewhere else and ask you to play with it
 

joesmoke

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hey, that S#!^ your dad says is pretty funny. somebody should give you a show.