My crazy weekend

[Syringer]

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As if our bathroom wasn't dirty enough

And what's missing is the bathtub with even more bloodied towels that have been thrown away.

Let's just say it involved a knife, and an emergency room.

More details to come later.. possibly.

 

[TitanDiddly]

Spider.

 

[AFB]

WTF ?
www.pikindaguy.com/murd3.JPG

 

How many times have I told you not to practice self abortion techniques, a thousand times ?

 

[TheAudit]

Did the circumcision take?

 

[Childs]

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
Spider.

hahaha

 

[BooGiMaN]

that must have been on hell of a pimple!

 

[Feldenak]

Is this going to be another unfinished story from you?

 

[Zim Hosein]

Let's just say it involved a knife, and an emergency room.

:camera:'s

 

[VirginiaDonkey]

just like the last story......no end=ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: Feldenak
Is this going to be another unfinished story from you?

No, what happened was my roommate's friends were visiting..and one of his friends turned out to be an artist. My roommate was going on a ride with his friend in the backseat of his van, and little did he know there was an exacto knife opened on the seat of his car. So as he got in the van, he moved over, and sat on the knife, butt first.

It ripped through his jeans, through his boxers, and into a nice meaty part of his butt. He screamed, was carried upstairs to see if he could stop the bleeding by going in the bathroom.

But as that failed, he was ended up driven to the emergency room and stitched up.

 

[BooGiMaN]

man you suck at stories!

 

[Childs]

Originally posted by: Syringer

Originally posted by: Feldenak
Is this going to be another unfinished story from you?

No, what happened was my roommate's friends were visiting..and one of his friends turned out to be an artist. My roommate was going on a ride with his friend in the backseat of his van, and little did he know there was an exacto knife opened on the seat of his car. So as he got in the van, he moved over, and sat on the knife, butt first.

It ripped through his jeans, through his boxers, and into a nice meaty part of his butt. He screamed, was carried upstairs to see if he could stop the bleeding by going in the bathroom.

But as that failed, he was ended up driven to the emergency room and stitched up.

BS, he gotted poked in the arse alright, but not by an exacto!

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Syringer

Originally posted by: Feldenak
Is this going to be another unfinished story from you?

No, what happened was my roommate's friends were visiting..and one of his friends turned out to be an artist. My roommate was going on a ride with his friend in the backseat of his van, and little did he know there was an exacto knife opened on the seat of his car. So as he got in the van, he moved over, and sat on the knife, butt first.

It ripped through his jeans, through his boxers, and into a nice meaty part of his butt. He screamed, was carried upstairs to see if he could stop the bleeding by going in the bathroom.

But as that failed, he was ended up driven to the emergency room and stitched up.

No :camera:'s please!

 

[virtuamike]

I'm afraid we're going to have to amputate your butt.

 

[Azraele]

So what happened?

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Syringer

Originally posted by: Feldenak
Is this going to be another unfinished story from you?

No, what happened was my roommate's friends were visiting..and one of his friends turned out to be an artist. My roommate was going on a ride with his friend in the backseat of his van, and little did he know there was an exacto knife opened on the seat of his car. So as he got in the van, he moved over, and sat on the knife, butt first.

It ripped through his jeans, through his boxers, and into a nice meaty part of his butt. He screamed, was carried upstairs to see if he could stop the bleeding by going in the bathroom.

But as that failed, he was ended up driven to the emergency room and stitched up.

No :camera:'s please!

bwahhaha

 

[AmbitV]

so what happened to the spider

 

SPIDER! STAT!

 

[SmoochyTX]

What happened with the spider dude?

 

[her209]

Some guy was just deflowered???

 

[sillymofo]

Didn't your mommy tell you not to play with knives? You're bound to get cut! Yup, that's some craaaaaaazyyy weekend alright :roll:

 

[imported_Mike]

dog/cat brought in something dead from outside??