My coworker told me about a new manuever: Riding the Raging Bull

[brainhulk]

She said when you are doing your gf/wife from behind, you yell out another woman's name and thus...ride the raging bull

couldn't find it on urban dictionary.

:awe:

 

[Meghan54]

Then, a week later, you're facing the raging lawyer (if you were married).

 

[dabuddha]

Isn't that called a swedish rodeo or something like that?

 

[Genx87]

This is an old joke. When I first heard it you were supposed to say "You are the worst fuck I have ever had". Then hold on as she tries to buck you off.

 

[highland145]

Then, a week later, you're facing the raging lawyer (if you were married).

Nah, she'll be collecting the life insurance $$.

 

[PricklyPete]

It is not supposed to be your wife/gf, it is supposed to be a slump buster you hook up with just to get your mojo back. It was a regular joke in college. You're supposed to say "you are the fattest fuck I've ever had" and ride the results. Gf's and wives do not find this humorous.

 

[smitbret]

I always use:

"You're almost as good as your sister"

If you're hitting some strange, you just lean forward and whisper in her ear:

"I have AIDS"

There's a million and a half variations and it's been awhile.

 

[brainhulk]

I always use:

"You're almost as good as your sister"

If you're hitting some strange, you just lean forward and whisper in her ear:

"I have AIDS"

There's a million and a half variations and it's been awhile.

lmao awesome

 

[brainhulk]

It is not supposed to be your wife/gf, it is supposed to be a slump buster you hook up with just to get your mojo back. It was a regular joke in college. You're supposed to say "you are the fattest fuck I've ever had" and ride the results. Gf's and wives do not find this humorous.

but that would probably produce the wildest ride?

 

[Scotteq]

I heard that decades ago, described as "Rodeo Sex"

You start from behind, firmly grasp her hair in your right hand, raise your left hand in the air...

Then call her another woman's name and hang on for seven seconds.