My coworker is CREEPY

[EyeMWing]

Ordered pizza at work here with some other dudes. Dominos 5-5-5 deal if you must know. We're cheap.

Anyway, one of the guys says "Our pizza is here. I can feel it."

So I start heading out to the lobby to check... And just as I turn the corner right outside the lab door - there the dude is.

<Neo> Whoa </Neo>

 

[CrackRabbit]

:shocked:
Edit: Now that I think about it, you usualy can feel the evil presence when Domino's Pizza arrives.

 

[Turkish]

Your office has a window right? Cool.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: Turkish
Your office has a window right? Cool.

We can see... A brickyard, a soccer field, and the auxiliary parking lot. The entrance is on the opposite face.

 

[sonz70]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: Turkish
Your office has a window right? Cool.

We can see... A brickyard, a soccer field, and the auxiliary parking lot. The entrance is on the opposite face.

maybe he parked in the wrong parking lot, and walked around......

 

[shimsham]

ah yes, the old rumbling bowel trick.

 

[xanis]

Now that's just weird.

 

[Atomicus]

Something similar happened to me a few years ago.

My bro and I are shooting some hoops at the park, when I sniff the air a few times and say "I smell p***y"

No girls in sight, my bro calls me an idiot and we continue play. A few seconds later, 2 chicks in a convertible park their cars next to the park and head towards the children's playground.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: Turkish
Your office has a window right? Cool.

We can see... A brickyard, a soccer field, and the auxiliary parking lot. The entrance is on the opposite face.

maybe he parked in the wrong parking lot, and walked around......

Not possible, because the aux lot is gated and shut off on weekends.

 

[ruffilb]

wwwtf, mb he just knows exactly how long it takes them to get the pizza there?

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: ruffilb
wwwtf, mb he just knows exactly how long it takes them to get the pizza there?

Nope, Dominos is dead random on delivery time here. We've had between 10 minutes (this run) and three hours.

 

[ruffilb]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: ruffilb
wwwtf, mb he just knows exactly how long it takes them to get the pizza there?

Nope, Dominos is dead random on delivery time here. We've had between 10 minutes (this run) and three hours.

In that case, he probably got really lucky, lol.

 

[rh71]

let's see him do that 5 out of 5 times.

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: Atomicus
Something similar happened to me a few years ago.

My bro and I are shooting some hoops at the park, when I sniff the air a few times and say "I smell p***y"

No girls in sight, my bro calls me an idiot and we continue play. A few seconds later, 2 chicks in a convertible park their cars next to the park and head towards the children's playground.

OMG it's like girls are so rare!

 

[sniperruff]

lab door? you work in a lab?

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: Atomicus
My bro and I are shooting some hoops at the park, when I sniff the air a few times and say "I smell p***y"

Classy.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Originally posted by: Atomicus
Something similar happened to me a few years ago.

My bro and I are shooting some hoops at the park, when I sniff the air a few times and say "I smell p***y"

No girls in sight, my bro calls me an idiot and we continue play. A few seconds later, 2 chicks in a convertible park their cars next to the park and head towards the children's playground.

:laugh: :thumbsup:

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Ordered pizza at work here with some other dudes. Dominos 5-5-5 deal if you must know. We're cheap.

Anyway, one of the guys says "Our pizza is here. I can feel it."

So I start heading out to the lobby to check... And just as I turn the corner right outside the lab door - there the dude is.

<Neo> Whoa </Neo>

did he look like this?

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: sniperruff
lab door? you work in a lab?

Yes. We have all kinds of chemicals and sh!t. When we're bored, we make explosives and test them out on the soccer field.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Ordered pizza at work here with some other dudes. Dominos 5-5-5 deal if you must know. We're cheap.

Anyway, one of the guys says "Our pizza is here. I can feel it."

So I start heading out to the lobby to check... And just as I turn the corner right outside the lab door - there the dude is.

<Neo> Whoa </Neo>

did he look like this?

Sort of, actually.