MY country music song

[Monel Funkawitz]

As everyone knows, I HATE country. Every ****ing song is about the same thing... the 9/11 tragedy, getting drunk, getting divorced, being depressed as hell, or talking about your pickup truck. Most don't even know what they are singing about, they just sing what lyrics are thrown in front of them.

I have analyzed all this with high power supercomputers, and now I have come up with my GUARENTEE hit country music song!

*Clears Throat*

This song is called - 9/11drunkpickupwifeleftmeformymobilehome

My wife got drunk last night, and married my pickup truck.

9/11! 9/11! 9/11!

She came back the next day and sold my mobile home for $20, with the wheels. Sumbitch was worth $35 EASY. Still had alot of tread on them tires.

9/11! 9/11! 9/11!
9/11! 9/11! 9/11!

I've never been so depressed. All most as bad as when them flying metal bird things flew into those concrete pillar things in New York and made the price of parking go up.

9/11! 9/11! 9/11!
9/11! 9/11! 9/11!
*Cheezy guitar riff by a 6 year old playing a Mickey Mouse Fun Times plastic guitar*

I love my beer more than I do NASCAR, but I'd trade it any day to get muh trailer back. My smokes were in there, along with my engine block collection.

9/11! YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!! 9/11! 9/11! YEE-HAWWWW!!!!!!

*Repeat 600 times, then fade*


i'll be releasing a cassette tape, as soon as I can perfect this "CB" accent.

 

[JohnCU]

A lot of country is like that, but not all of it. If you think about it, every genre follows a set path of things to sing about.

Rap = sex, drugs, money, and cars.
Rock = well, a lot of different things.
Black/death/gothic/atmospheric metal = same as country basically (singing about loss of loved one or death or some unexpected tragedy), except with growling vocals and different instruments.