My Counterfeit CHEESE is SWISS made!

[Epoman]

My grocer thought this was some cheap fake cheese that you get for $.50 and gave it to me for my bday gift, little did he know the true quality and value of the cheese. After doing a lot of research on fake cheeses all night, I found out my fake cheese wasn't just a fake cheese loaf, but a very precise replica of the real thing, with all the ingredients made in Switzerland. It uses a high quality ETA-25 crystal food processor, which is the same quality as the automatic time crystals food processor that are used for genuine Swiss Cheese, if not higher quality, since ETA has been in the business three times longer than Cheesecorp.

Real Swiss Cheese, $3.99
High quality swiss made replica that's 99% the same $.50
gift from grocer - $0



Only thing that makes it fake is that the holes in the swiss seem bigger than genuine swiss cheese, but everything else is basically the same quality stuff. High quality smell, laser etched holes, including a laser etch of the swiss crown on the high qualty scratch proof packaging.

Swiss10.jpg
Swiss11.jpg
Swiss12.jpg

The real thing, indistinguishable from the replica

I feel like I just won the Swiss Alps lottery

 

[TechnoKid]

9/10

 

[Heisenberg]

:thumbsdown:

 

[faenix]

8.99/10

 

[Kipper]

6/10 for the effort.

 

[welst10]

:thumbsdown:

 

[fredtam]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
:thumbsdown:

 

[TwinkleToes77]

9/10

Best parody i've seen in a long time.

 

[moshquerade]

it ain't easy being cheesy

 

[Epoman]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
9/10

Best parody i've seen in a long time.

:Q WOW thank you.

 

[wfbberzerker]

2/10

 

[Bootprint]

After not reading the original thread, I feel I've lost a couple of brain cells that were designated to be sacrificed in the name of a :beer:, but now I will not be able to have that :beer:.

May pigeons play X's and O's on the hood of your car.

 

[Epoman]

Originally posted by: Bootprint
After not reading the original thread, I feel I've lost a couple of brain cells that were designated to be sacrificed in the name of a :beer:, but now I will not be able to have that :beer:.

May pigeons play X's and O's on the hood of your car.

:beer:

 

[Mr N8]

:laugh:

Beautifully done.

 

[Wahsapa]

:beer:

i havnt read the original but funny parody :thumbsup:

 

[Joemonkey]

wow, i never thought i'd read a good parody, but it has now happened

 

[Epoman]

Originally posted by: MogulMonster
:laugh:

Beautifully done.

 

[pulse8]

Very nice. Much better than those stupid spoiler threads.

 

[Mik3y]

10/10

very nicely done!

 

Technically the best true parody done in a long time.

Though poorly timed.

 

[Epoman]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Technically the best true parody done in a long time.

Though poorly timed.

yeah I wanted to wait until alot of people read the Original.

 

[MournSanity]

The word cheese somehow makes it funny. 9/10.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Epoman
My grocer thought this was some cheap fake cheese that you get for $.50 and gave it to me for my bday gift, little did he know the true quality and value of the cheese. After doing a lot of research on fake cheeses all night, I found out my fake cheese wasn't just a fake cheese loaf, but a very precise replica of the real thing, with all the ingredients made in Switzerland. It uses a high quality ETA-25 crystal food processor, which is the same quality as the automatic time crystals food processor that are used for genuine Swiss Cheese, if not higher quality, since ETA has been in the business three times longer than Cheesecorp.

Real Swiss Cheese, $3.99
High quality swiss made replica that's 99% the same $.50
gift from grocer - $0



Only thing that makes it fake is that the holes in the swiss seem bigger than genuine swiss cheese, but everything else is basically the same quality stuff. High quality smell, laser etched holes, including a laser etch of the swiss crown on the high qualty scratch proof packaging.

Swiss10.jpg
Swiss11.jpg
Swiss12.jpg

The real thing, indistinguishable from the replica

I feel like I just won the Swiss Alps lottery

Sounds pretty cheesy to me.:frown:

 

[JulesMaximus]

8/10!!!

I would have given you 9/10 if it weren't for the crappy cheese pictures. Still, :beer: to you.

 

[Koing]

Very good parady Epoman

10/10

:beer:

Koing