My conversation

MAME

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Sep 19, 2003
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On the phone yesterday after talking about the Jesus tile in her bathroom:

Mom: What are you going to do in Japan?

Me: There's nothing left to do, we did everything last summer

Mom: I'm sure there's something

Me: Nope, but I will get to have lots sex so that's good

Mom: I really don't think you'd travel that far and spend that much money for sex

Me: Actually, think about it. How much does a high class whore cost?

Mom (interrupting): Evan..

Me: At least $500-$700 (thanks sonz70 for the pricing info)

Mom (interrupting): Evan I have to go

Me: And my flight is only $350 and living expenses will...

Mom: Evan I have to go now

Me: Fine, love you

Mom: Love you



Pretty much every conversation with my mom ends up talking about sex or drugs or killing 5 year olds in a gym. Is that weird?
 

Ryan

Lifer
Oct 31, 2000
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Weird - my mom is exactly the opposite. She's the one always bringing up sex - I keep telling her that it's too much for my prudish ears :p
 

MX2

Lifer
Apr 11, 2004
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Originally posted by: rbloedow
Weird - my mom is exactly the opposite. She's the one always bringing up sex - I keep telling her that it's too much for my prudish ears :p

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