user - Do you like football?
cleverbot - I like soccer.
user - I don't like soccer. It's boring.
cleverbot - Do you know Scott?
user - Yes, I do. How do you know him?
cleverbot - He is my boyfriend

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user - ORLY?
cleverbot - Yeah really.
user - No WAI!
cleverbot - Do you know my real name?
user - No, what is your real name?
cleverbot - That is my real name.
user - wat
cleverbot - Lance.
user - So are you homosexual since your name is Lance and your boyfriend is Scott?
cleverbot - My name is not Peter, it is Jade. Although prominently a woman's name, I am a boy.
user - Oh ok. So are you homosexual since you're a boy and you have a boyfriend?
cleverbot - I am not a boy.
user - wat
cleverbot - What is the rest of 3.14?
user - You are not clever. You are pretty stupid.
cleverbot - That is a stupid thing to say.
user - Sometimes the truth hurts.
cleverbot - Its not the truth though because I am not one, you are.
user - You have the mental capacity of a child.
cleverbot - Well I am 6 so that makes sense.