My conversation with Cleverbot didn't go so well.

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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hey, if that bot rejects you I can be your friend instead.

got any nekkid pics?

:awe:
 

WT

Diamond Member
Sep 21, 2000
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Huh, I never knew purple wolves existed !! Ya learn somethin' new every day around here.

KT=resident spelling Nazi. He also talks in sesquipedalian terms as well. ;)
 

CrazyHelloDeli

Platinum Member
Jun 24, 2001
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User: Gay.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: What the fuck?

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: How do you think I am? You just said I was gay.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes, you did. I have it documented.

Cleverbot: Show me then.

User: Scroll up on our chat log.

Cleverbot: I do not see it.

User: Well it scrolled past now...

Cleverbot: You scare me.
 

zinfamous

No Lifer
Jul 12, 2006
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User: Gay.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: What the fuck?

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: How do you think I am? You just said I was gay.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes, you did. I have it documented.


Cleverbot: Show me then.


User: Scroll up on our chat log.


Cleverbot: I do not see it.


User: Well it scrolled past now...


Cleverbot: You scare me.

cleverbot sounds like PhineasJWhoopee.
 

LittleNemoNES

Diamond Member
Oct 7, 2005
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ZOMG lol:
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Rubycon

Madame President
Aug 10, 2005
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Needs voice. I did not try obscenities though. Let's see Dr. Sbaitso was 1992 or about and now in 2010 we have nevercleverbot! :biggrin:

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Krazy4Real

Lifer
Oct 3, 2003
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user - Do you like football?
cleverbot - I like soccer.
user - I don't like soccer. It's boring.
cleverbot - Do you know Scott?
user - Yes, I do. How do you know him?
cleverbot - He is my boyfriend:).
user - ORLY?
cleverbot - Yeah really.
user - No WAI!
cleverbot - Do you know my real name?
user - No, what is your real name?
cleverbot - That is my real name.
user - wat
cleverbot - Lance.
user - So are you homosexual since your name is Lance and your boyfriend is Scott?
cleverbot - My name is not Peter, it is Jade. Although prominently a woman's name, I am a boy.
user - Oh ok. So are you homosexual since you're a boy and you have a boyfriend?
cleverbot - I am not a boy.
user - wat
cleverbot - What is the rest of 3.14?
user - You are not clever. You are pretty stupid.
cleverbot - That is a stupid thing to say.
user - Sometimes the truth hurts.
cleverbot - Its not the truth though because I am not one, you are.
user - You have the mental capacity of a child.
cleverbot - Well I am 6 so that makes sense.