My computer told me my hard drive was FAT. So I threw it against the wall.

[PC Freak]

Just in that kind of mood tonite

 

[zippy]

No Paulson, you have an athlon, not a sledgehammer.

Hehe

 

[Soybomb]

Wait wait wait....I thought you were proud of your compaq paulson......

 

[Ben]

My computer just sits there all day.

Maybe it's time to smack it around a little.

 

[Mday]

my computer told me it was booting, and i shut it off.

 

[Mday]

ben, at least you're not smacking your ass which is just sitting there all day long.

 

[Viperoni]

my computer told me it was cracking, so I joined in!

 

[Ranger X]

My computer has poor memory and couldn't remember anything I told it so I gave him some more today. Woohoo!

 

[apoppin]

When you threw it against the wall did it stick?

Now, tell your girlfriend she's phat and see what gets thrown into a wall next.

 

[ltk007]

I made sweet loving to my computer. What was this thread about anyway?

 

[urbantechie]

Hey, is your computer running?



























































































Well you better go catch it!! lol...ok ok..it wasn't that funny

 

[HKSturboKID]

My computer said its safe to turn off.
I told my wife not tonite!

 

[Phuz]

My P90 wouldn't run Q3A so I dropped it off the overpass.

 

[Tetsuo316]

my computer is good.

...

the end.

 

[ForeverSilky]

My computer smells like cat food.

 

[yakko]

My computer shows me dirty pictures.


























I love my computer

 

[bonkers325]

my computer says clock me

 

[Ben]

<< ben, at least you're not smacking your ass which is just sitting there all day long. >>



Huh?

 

[HigherGround]

my computer told me my hard drive is corrupted. So I dedicated it to Nixon's administration ... booooo, booooo

my computer informed me about a protection error. So I bought a steel chain and a lock for it.

 

[navap]

bump

 

[vailman]

My computer can benchmark 3000lbs...and it doesn't even have any arms

 

[apoppin]

My computer performed an illegal operation. I'm under house arrest as an accomplice right now.

 

[Tetsuo316v2]

my computer crashed so i sprayed it with co2.