So here I am taking time out of my busy schedule to let you and maybe a few other people know that all of the anxious sighing, longing, and hoping of Mr. Pretender of Anandtech Forums's heart is directed to a time when stentorian dunderheads can grant misguided, goofy survivalists the keys to the kingdom. The full truth of my conclusion I shall develop in the course of this letter, but the conclusion's general outline is that the only weapons Mr. Anandtech Forums has in his intellectual arsenal are book burning, brainwashing, and intimidation. That's all he has, and he knows it. Anyone who hasn't been living in a cave with his eyes shut and his ears plugged knows that given the amount of misinformation that he is circulating, I must point out that by allowing him to force me to run for cover, we are allowing him to play puppet master. After reading everything I could find on this subject, I was forced to conclude that if Mr. Anandtech Forums opened his eyes, he'd realize that few people realize that I undoubtedly disagree with his callous, drugged-out rejoinders.
There are two kinds of people in this world: decent, honest folks like you and me and self-absorbed imbeciles like him. He is not only immoral, but amoral. And for those snotty, headstrong meatheads who want to hide behind the argument that Mr. Anandtech Forums's hangers-on are not sophomoric, wishy-washy swaggerers, but rather, unregenerate blowhards, my question is simply this: What's the difference?
If you think that violence and prejudice are funny, then you're suffering from very serious nearsightedness. You're focusing too much on what he wants you to see and failing to observe many other things of much greater importance. The fact is, there is a format Mr. Anandtech Forums should follow for his next literary endeavor. It involves a topic sentence and supporting facts. He does not merely support those for whom hatred has become a way of life. He does so consciously, deliberately, willfully, and methodically.
If you think about it, I have to wonder where Mr. Anandtech Forums got the idea that it is my view that "the norm" shouldn't have to worry about how the exceptions feel. This sits hard with me, because it is simply not true, and I've never written anything to imply that it is. Other than that, every time he gets caught trying to address what is, in the end, a nonexistent problem, he promises he'll never do so again. Subsequently, his legatees always jump in and explain that he really shouldn't be blamed even if he does, because, as they insist, he is a bearer and agent of the Creator's purpose. Mr. Anandtech Forums is out to strip people of their rights to free expression and individuality. And when we play his game, we become accomplices. His virtue and brains are inversely proportionate to his vices and the size of his mouth. I challenge him to move from his broad derogatory generalizations to specific instances to prove otherwise.
Let me put it this way: I have never been in favor of being gratuitously testy. I have also never been in favor of sticking my head in the sand or of refusing to show Mr. Anandtech Forums how he is as wrong as wrong can be. By refusing to act, by refusing to uplift individuals and communities on a global scale to reverse the devolutionary course he has set for us, we are giving him the power to impugn the patriotism of his opponents. Have you ever had a bad dream about Mr. Anandtech Forums trying to control, manipulate, and harm other people? Well, I have news for you. That wasn't a dream; it was real. He will raise extortionate demands long before he can convert me into one of his spokesmen.
If the past is any indication of the future, he will once again attempt to pit people against each other. If I try really, really hard, I can almost see why Mr. Anandtech Forums would want to leave us in the lurch. He proclaims at every opportunity that his mission is to keep us perennially behind the eight ball. (Actually, this phenomenon seems commonplace in our disintegrating society, but that's not important now.) One of Mr. Anandtech Forums's hirelings once said, "Every word that leaves Mr. Anandtech Forums's mouth is teeming with useful information." Now that's pretty funny, of course, but I didn't include that quote just to make you laugh. I included it to convince you that it's a pity that two thousand years after Christ, the voices of incomprehensible loan sharks like Mr. Anandtech Forums can still be heard, worse still that they're listened to, and worst of all that any one believes them.
My purpose here is not to fight tooth and nail against him. Well, okay, it is. But I should point out that the only appropriate attitudes in a society overrun by unstable soi-disant do-gooders are fear and distrust. Well, that's a bit too general of a statement to have much meaning, I'm afraid. So let me instead explain my point as follows: He has stated that a book of his writings would be a good addition to the Bible. One clear inference from that statement -- an inference that is never really disavowed -- is that we should abandon the institutionalized and revered concept of democracy. Now that's just inane. The bulk of shiftless psychopaths are at least marginally tolerable, but not Mr. Anandtech Forums. In order to solve the big problems with him, we must first understand these problems, and to understand them, we must shape a world of dignity and harmony, a world of justice, solidarity, liberty, and prosperity. His argument that amateurish simpletons are all inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive is hopelessly flawed and utterly circuitous.
Are Mr. Anandtech Forums's threats good for the country? The nation's suicide statistics, drug statistics, crime statistics, divorce statistics, and mental illness statistics give us part of the answer. These statistics should make it clear that he dreams of a time when he'll be free to palliate and excuse the atrocities of his shock troops. That's the way he's planned it, and that's the way it'll happen -- not may happen, but will happen -- if we don't interfere, if we don't take up the all-encompassing challenge of freedom, justice, equality, and the pursuit of life with full dignity.
Mr. Anandtech Forums would have us believe that he would sooner give up money, fame, power, and happiness than perform a gloomy act. Yeah, right. Many people respond to his tyrannical catch-phrases in much the same way that they respond to television dramas. They watch them; they talk about them; but they feel no overwhelming compulsion to do anything about them. That's why I insist we confront and reject all manifestations of irrationalism. So don't tell me that Mr. Anandtech Forums's meddlesome hastily mounted campaigns may have serious repercussions, even beyond the issue of anti-intellectualism, just because Mr. Anandtech Forums is the grand master of obfuscation and misdirection. It's our responsibility to challenge his macabre assumptions about merit. That's the first step in trying to arraign him at the tribunal of public opinion, and it's the only way to invite all the people who have been harmed by Mr. Anandtech Forums to continue to express and assert their concerns in a constructive and productive fashion.
He claims that some people deserve to feel safe while others do not. I, however, maintain that that's a load of crud. Yes, his seemingly egalitarian ideas lead only to results that are both lousy and unfair, but I recently overheard a couple of contemptuous spoilsports say that his stances won't be used for political retribution. Here, again, we encounter the blurred thinking that is characteristic of this Mr. Anandtech Forums-induced era of slogans and propaganda. My cause is to defy the international enslavement of entire peoples. I call upon men and women from all walks of life to support my cause with their life-affirming eloquence and indomitable spirit of human decency and moral righteousness. Only then will the whole world realize that all the deals Mr. Anandtech Forums makes are strictly one-way. Mr. Anandtech Forums gets all the rights, and the other party gets all the obligations. This point is so important that it deserves a separate discussion, which I'll provide in a moment. Despite the obvious fact that it would not be out of character for Mr. Anandtech Forums to pamper disagreeable hucksters, Mr. Anandtech Forums spouts the same bile in everything he writes, making only slight modifications to suit the issue at hand. The issue he's excited about this week is expansionism, which says to me that the first lies that he told us were relatively benign. Still, they have been progressing. And they will continue to progress until there is no more truth; Mr. Anandtech Forums's lies will grow until they blot out the sun. So you see, in my speaking engagements, I have found in audience questions an alarming increase in concern about disgraceful scrubs.
This is fun
There are two kinds of people in this world: decent, honest folks like you and me and self-absorbed imbeciles like him. He is not only immoral, but amoral. And for those snotty, headstrong meatheads who want to hide behind the argument that Mr. Anandtech Forums's hangers-on are not sophomoric, wishy-washy swaggerers, but rather, unregenerate blowhards, my question is simply this: What's the difference?
If you think that violence and prejudice are funny, then you're suffering from very serious nearsightedness. You're focusing too much on what he wants you to see and failing to observe many other things of much greater importance. The fact is, there is a format Mr. Anandtech Forums should follow for his next literary endeavor. It involves a topic sentence and supporting facts. He does not merely support those for whom hatred has become a way of life. He does so consciously, deliberately, willfully, and methodically.
If you think about it, I have to wonder where Mr. Anandtech Forums got the idea that it is my view that "the norm" shouldn't have to worry about how the exceptions feel. This sits hard with me, because it is simply not true, and I've never written anything to imply that it is. Other than that, every time he gets caught trying to address what is, in the end, a nonexistent problem, he promises he'll never do so again. Subsequently, his legatees always jump in and explain that he really shouldn't be blamed even if he does, because, as they insist, he is a bearer and agent of the Creator's purpose. Mr. Anandtech Forums is out to strip people of their rights to free expression and individuality. And when we play his game, we become accomplices. His virtue and brains are inversely proportionate to his vices and the size of his mouth. I challenge him to move from his broad derogatory generalizations to specific instances to prove otherwise.
Let me put it this way: I have never been in favor of being gratuitously testy. I have also never been in favor of sticking my head in the sand or of refusing to show Mr. Anandtech Forums how he is as wrong as wrong can be. By refusing to act, by refusing to uplift individuals and communities on a global scale to reverse the devolutionary course he has set for us, we are giving him the power to impugn the patriotism of his opponents. Have you ever had a bad dream about Mr. Anandtech Forums trying to control, manipulate, and harm other people? Well, I have news for you. That wasn't a dream; it was real. He will raise extortionate demands long before he can convert me into one of his spokesmen.
If the past is any indication of the future, he will once again attempt to pit people against each other. If I try really, really hard, I can almost see why Mr. Anandtech Forums would want to leave us in the lurch. He proclaims at every opportunity that his mission is to keep us perennially behind the eight ball. (Actually, this phenomenon seems commonplace in our disintegrating society, but that's not important now.) One of Mr. Anandtech Forums's hirelings once said, "Every word that leaves Mr. Anandtech Forums's mouth is teeming with useful information." Now that's pretty funny, of course, but I didn't include that quote just to make you laugh. I included it to convince you that it's a pity that two thousand years after Christ, the voices of incomprehensible loan sharks like Mr. Anandtech Forums can still be heard, worse still that they're listened to, and worst of all that any one believes them.
My purpose here is not to fight tooth and nail against him. Well, okay, it is. But I should point out that the only appropriate attitudes in a society overrun by unstable soi-disant do-gooders are fear and distrust. Well, that's a bit too general of a statement to have much meaning, I'm afraid. So let me instead explain my point as follows: He has stated that a book of his writings would be a good addition to the Bible. One clear inference from that statement -- an inference that is never really disavowed -- is that we should abandon the institutionalized and revered concept of democracy. Now that's just inane. The bulk of shiftless psychopaths are at least marginally tolerable, but not Mr. Anandtech Forums. In order to solve the big problems with him, we must first understand these problems, and to understand them, we must shape a world of dignity and harmony, a world of justice, solidarity, liberty, and prosperity. His argument that amateurish simpletons are all inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive is hopelessly flawed and utterly circuitous.
Are Mr. Anandtech Forums's threats good for the country? The nation's suicide statistics, drug statistics, crime statistics, divorce statistics, and mental illness statistics give us part of the answer. These statistics should make it clear that he dreams of a time when he'll be free to palliate and excuse the atrocities of his shock troops. That's the way he's planned it, and that's the way it'll happen -- not may happen, but will happen -- if we don't interfere, if we don't take up the all-encompassing challenge of freedom, justice, equality, and the pursuit of life with full dignity.
Mr. Anandtech Forums would have us believe that he would sooner give up money, fame, power, and happiness than perform a gloomy act. Yeah, right. Many people respond to his tyrannical catch-phrases in much the same way that they respond to television dramas. They watch them; they talk about them; but they feel no overwhelming compulsion to do anything about them. That's why I insist we confront and reject all manifestations of irrationalism. So don't tell me that Mr. Anandtech Forums's meddlesome hastily mounted campaigns may have serious repercussions, even beyond the issue of anti-intellectualism, just because Mr. Anandtech Forums is the grand master of obfuscation and misdirection. It's our responsibility to challenge his macabre assumptions about merit. That's the first step in trying to arraign him at the tribunal of public opinion, and it's the only way to invite all the people who have been harmed by Mr. Anandtech Forums to continue to express and assert their concerns in a constructive and productive fashion.
He claims that some people deserve to feel safe while others do not. I, however, maintain that that's a load of crud. Yes, his seemingly egalitarian ideas lead only to results that are both lousy and unfair, but I recently overheard a couple of contemptuous spoilsports say that his stances won't be used for political retribution. Here, again, we encounter the blurred thinking that is characteristic of this Mr. Anandtech Forums-induced era of slogans and propaganda. My cause is to defy the international enslavement of entire peoples. I call upon men and women from all walks of life to support my cause with their life-affirming eloquence and indomitable spirit of human decency and moral righteousness. Only then will the whole world realize that all the deals Mr. Anandtech Forums makes are strictly one-way. Mr. Anandtech Forums gets all the rights, and the other party gets all the obligations. This point is so important that it deserves a separate discussion, which I'll provide in a moment. Despite the obvious fact that it would not be out of character for Mr. Anandtech Forums to pamper disagreeable hucksters, Mr. Anandtech Forums spouts the same bile in everything he writes, making only slight modifications to suit the issue at hand. The issue he's excited about this week is expansionism, which says to me that the first lies that he told us were relatively benign. Still, they have been progressing. And they will continue to progress until there is no more truth; Mr. Anandtech Forums's lies will grow until they blot out the sun. So you see, in my speaking engagements, I have found in audience questions an alarming increase in concern about disgraceful scrubs.
This is fun
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