My company is making us fat

[Sex Smurf]

This is the 6th? 7th? meal in a row that they have bought for us (lunches and dinners) to keep us in the office and working. It's really good kick a$$ gourmet stuff too! Thai food for dinner tonight.

 

[rudeguy]

your parents or the movie....I still laugh about that one.

 

[Sex Smurf]

Originally posted by: rudeguy
your parents or the movie....I still laugh about that one.

haha, I was happy to see someone actually reply to this thread. Then your reply completely threw me off. :Q

thanks! :beer:

 

[Nebor]

What color is smurf ejaculate?

 

[Sex Smurf]

Originally posted by: Nebor
What color is smurf ejaculate?

Check the back of your neck.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Sex Smurf

Originally posted by: Nebor
What color is smurf ejaculate?

Check the back of your neck.

ooooooooooooooh

 

[Sex Smurf]

Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: Sex Smurf

Originally posted by: Nebor
What color is smurf ejaculate?

Check the back of your neck.

ooooooooooooooh

I gotta stop being so rude. . .

edit: food wasn't all that good this time. I think i'll leave early. haha.

 

[sygyzy]

Originally posted by: Sex Smurf

Originally posted by: Nebor
What color is smurf ejaculate?

Check the back of your neck.

LMAO!

 

[cerebusPu]

4 extra hours of work for a free meal is a good deal if i was a manager and all my employees were salaried.

 

[Sex Smurf]

Originally posted by: cerebusPu
4 extra hours of work for a free meal is a good deal if i was a manager and all my employees were salaried.

Yeah, hopefully someone is keeping track of comp time.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: Sex Smurf

Originally posted by: Nebor
What color is smurf ejaculate?

Check the back of your neck.

Aiming a little high, are we?

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: Sex Smurf

Originally posted by: Nebor
What color is smurf ejaculate?

Check the back of your neck.

Lmfao!

 

[ChickenStrips]

so you work as a hooker

 

[Sex Smurf]

Sweet! (pun intended) They bought us muffins and bagels for breakfast. Eating a blueberry muffin right now. . .

 

[mercanucaribe]

They're feeding you $10 meals to make you work an extra hour for free? .... Profit!

 

[Sex Smurf]

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
They're feeding you $10 meals to make you work an extra hour for free? .... Profit!

It's an extra hour that we usually work for free anyway. . .

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: Sex Smurf

Originally posted by: Nebor
What color is smurf ejaculate?

Check the back of your neck.

Aiming a little high, are we?

Somebody else had marked the territory down below.

 

[aidanjm]

how can you be a sex smurf if you are fat?

 

[ArmchairAthlete]

Oh, and next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day... so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

 

[Malladine]

They are going to EAT YOU

RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

 

[Toasthead]

haha that sucks. maybe they will buy you guys a treadmill

 

[Pepsei]

Originally posted by: Sex Smurf

Originally posted by: Nebor
What color is smurf ejaculate?

Check the back of your neck.

lol

 

[Nimloth]

just because it's there doesn't mean that you have to eat it

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: Nimloth
just because it's there doesn't mean that you have to eat it

You do realise you're on an Internet forum, right?

 

[wiredspider]

:Q They are fatten you up to eat you guys!!!