My coffee tastes like piss!

LeiZaK

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AKRON -- A mechanic who works at Akron?s main post office complex has been charged with pouring urine into a coffee pot in an employee break room.

Prosecutors say 49-year-old Thomas Shaheen of Springfield Township spiked the coffee on July 5th and 6th. His co-workers installed a video camera when they suspected a problem.

Shaheen is charged with two misdemeanor counts of alteration of food or placing harmful objects in food.


None of his co-workers got sick from the coffee.

Shaheen has been a postal employee for eleven years. He will appear in court on Monday.
 

Fullmetal Chocobo

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LOL. How's that for dirty-dicking.... Actually, I think that might be a proprietary term. Tas.