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Howard

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Supercharged
There is no way that's real. Even if it was I doubt he'd be luckly enough to get a D.
If I was marking that I'd definitely boost the mark for the humor. :p
 

GonzoCircus

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Jan 31, 2004
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Everyone knows this is not real, right?

I saw this on the net some time ago and it was disproven by someone blowing it up in photoshop and examining the teachers handwriting, how it was not pen on paper but actually drawn in with a piant tool.
 

So

Lifer
Jul 2, 2001
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Originally posted by: GonzoCircus
Everyone knows this is not real, right?

I saw this on the net some time ago and it was disproven by someone blowing it up in photoshop and examining the teachers handwriting, how it was not pen on paper but actually drawn in with a piant tool.

BS.

You are confusing this with another essay. I actually know Mr. Freeman. He has been in my house. And this is the internet debut. Plus it is dated november 30th 2004. Please troll elsewhere.
 

GonzoCircus

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Jan 31, 2004
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Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: GonzoCircus
Everyone knows this is not real, right?

I saw this on the net some time ago and it was disproven by someone blowing it up in photoshop and examining the teachers handwriting, how it was not pen on paper but actually drawn in with a piant tool.

BS.

You are confusing this with another essay. I actually know Mr. Freeman. He has been in my house. And this is the internet debut. Plus it is dated november 30th 2004. Please troll elsewhere.


BS

You are a liar
 

So

Lifer
Jul 2, 2001
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Originally posted by: GonzoCircus
Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: GonzoCircus
Everyone knows this is not real, right?

I saw this on the net some time ago and it was disproven by someone blowing it up in photoshop and examining the teachers handwriting, how it was not pen on paper but actually drawn in with a piant tool.

BS.

You are confusing this with another essay. I actually know Mr. Freeman. He has been in my house. And this is the internet debut. Plus it is dated november 30th 2004. Please troll elsewhere.


BS

You are a liar

How dare you. I may be many things, but I am NO liar. :|
 

So

Lifer
Jul 2, 2001
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And to clarify, this did appear in one other place, on one of my friends personal blogs about two weeks ago. It gets nearly no hits, the only reason I did not link that directly was that he requested I not, as he did not want a flood of comments. I waited to post it here because I wanted to get permission to post it more publicly, which I could not get until I got home from college.
 

alkemyst

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Feb 13, 2001
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I am not sure what is so unbelievable about this, nor that all teacher's/TA have a certain identifiable handwriting....etc :roll: If people think stuff like this doesn't happen they need to get out more.

I had a friend turn in all of Rush 2112 lyrics as his own poetry for the final and got a A on it. I am not sure if the teacher ever found out but as of 2 years after it, he still kept his A for the class.

One thing is for sure though, whether it was actually turned in to a professor or not, the paper is funny.

I can see losing points for profanity just thrown out there for the sake of being profane, but in this case it truly fit the story and was appropriate..


 

TheLonelyPhoenix

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Feb 15, 2004
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Originally posted by: BigJ
D-!

Jesus Christ!!!! 61%??! Any English teacher I've ever had would have ripped that piece of sh!t up by page 3, given me a 0, and then made me get on my knees and choke myself.
 

Digobick

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Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Jesus Christ!!!! 61%??! Any English teacher I've ever had would have ripped that piece of sh!t up by page 3, given me a 0, and then made me get on my knees and choke myself.
The OP said that attendance counts, so it sounds like as long as you turn in a paper you at least get a D? That's one generous teacher.
 

dafatha00

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Oct 19, 2000
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Messy writing and an English TA or professor using "to" instead of "too". Hmm...seems like a fake to me.
 

Engineer

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Oct 9, 1999
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Goshdamn, I nearly sh!t on myself from laughing so hard. Damn, this is classic. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Buwahahahahahahahahahahahah!

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!

Must stop tears from coming out of eyes....buwhahahahahahahahaahahaha!
 

CubanlB

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Oct 24, 2003
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As a teacher(if I was that is), I wouldn't even read that. I'd just burn it, and say he didn't turn it in. Maybe just keep doing that.
 

Engineer

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Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: Aimster
OMG MY SIDE HURTS ... LOL.

You've got that right.....I'm still laughing.....hell, I'm crying!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

P.S. I don't care if it's real or not, it's the funniest thing I've read all year! :D
 

Hammer

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Oct 19, 2001
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any of my profs would have torn that paper in half midway through the first page and given a 0.