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my cat's breath smells like cat food.

"What's a battle?"

"And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life."

"I beat the smart kids! I beat the smart kids!"

"I bent my wookie."

Ralph: "Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent."
Miss Hoover: "Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?"
Ralph: "He was going to the bathroom."

"Ow, my face is on fire!"

"Was president Lincoln okay?"

"Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school."

Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants."
Chief Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son."

"It tastes like ... burning"

"Intercourse?"

"Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma!"
 
"This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end."

"This snowflake tastes like fishsticks."

"I ate too much plastic candy."

"I found a moon rock in my nose!"
 
thx again... between this and the Deep Thoughts, i'm sure my co-workers are convinced I am losing my mind.

Supernintendo Chalmers... so great
 
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