My cat tried to kill me this morning

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Beev

Beev

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Cliffs:

Get up and get ready for work.

Clean up cat vomit -_-

While I'm in the bathroom flushing it my cat runs in and intertwines itself in my legs and makes me fall over. I land on my pelvis (you know when you hit the bone behind your buttfat and it's excruciating?) and scrape the hell out of my arm. Cat vanishes.

I limp around for ten minutes while I clean my arm off.

Change clothes because now they're wet and cat-hairy.

Find kitty and pet thoroughly to let it know I'm not mad :)

Enjoy your Friday, everyone! Cats > Dogs
 
waggy

waggy

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lol

since its a cat it wouldn't suprise me that it planned it all. Cats are evil! EVIL!!!
 
CPA

CPA

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Oh, I thought he might have tried to suck out your breath while you were sleeping.
 
Mr. Lennon

Mr. Lennon

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Sounds like a well executed attack. Makes me miss my old cat. I had to leave him with my parents when I moved out for school. Plus he's really old (going on age 21). What's crazy is that besides being blind in one eye, he is healthy as can be. I think he needs another 9 years to beat the Guinness world record for longest living cat. Lol we'll see.
 
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Lonyo

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I haven't had a complete nights sleep in the last 4 or so days because the cat wakes me up every night with its meowing.
I used to like cats until I met the one in the house I'm now living in.
 
Whoozyerdaddy

Whoozyerdaddy

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Beev said:
Find kitty and pet thoroughly to let it know I'm not mad :)
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This is why cats are evil... like Hannibal Lechter evil. It tries to kill you and then gets snuggles and love after from the intended victim.

You'll never survive the weekend.
 
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torpid

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Maybe the cat is just trying to get you to work on improved balance and posture since a 10lb creature was able to knock you down while you were in a seemingly stable position?
 
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Redfraggle

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Crazy animals. The first night I had mine, she tried to set a birdseed trap on the hardwood floor. (you know, spread the whole bag of birdseed over the floor so I slip and fall...except I caught on to her trick)
 
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Kev

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Dec 17, 2001
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cats are just the absolute worst, dumbest animals on earth. I don't understand why anyone would want to task themselves with the care of such a creature.
 
Brigandier

Brigandier

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Kev said:
cats are just the absolute worst, dumbest animals on earth. I don't understand why anyone would want to task themselves with the care of such a creature.
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You understand people keep ferrets, hamsters, and fish as pets, right?
 
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Kev

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Brigandier said:
You understand people keep ferrets, hamsters, and fish as pets, right?
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also stupid pets, but at least they don't get shit and puke all over your floor, while scratching up your belongings and providing no affection or acknowledgement of your care for them.
 
Krynj

Krynj

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Kev said:
cats are just the absolute worst, dumbest animals on earth. I don't understand why anyone would want to task themselves with the care of such a creature.
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Seems like most could say the same thing about you.
 
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