brigden
Diamond Member
My eleven year old, thirty pound, whinging bastard of cat brought my GF and I a present just a few moments ago.
I, downstairs, was summoned by the screams of my woman. In horror, she pointed to the screen door, where Moe sat, proudly displaying his present.
He waited for me to open the door, as his offering turned cold. I didn't fancy the idea of him bringing the filthy thing in the house, so I popped outside to watch him enjoy playtime.
The poor bastard never stood a chance.
Content, Moe saundered off to eat more grass, and possible deposit that on my kitchen floor.
I have two quick video clips, but I'll need a host.
I, downstairs, was summoned by the screams of my woman. In horror, she pointed to the screen door, where Moe sat, proudly displaying his present.
He waited for me to open the door, as his offering turned cold. I didn't fancy the idea of him bringing the filthy thing in the house, so I popped outside to watch him enjoy playtime.
The poor bastard never stood a chance.
Content, Moe saundered off to eat more grass, and possible deposit that on my kitchen floor.
I have two quick video clips, but I'll need a host.
