My cat just slashed me

[Dissipate]

My cat was sleeping on my bed and I snuck up on it, made a hissing noise and reached out to touch it. Before I could barely lay a finger on it, it woke up suddenly and instantly slashed my pinky drawing a large gob of blood. Damn cat can't even take a joke. 🙁

 

[Chaotic42]

I tried to cuddle my pet electric eel, and now I'm rated at 4.7A at 240V 🙁

 

[Nohr]

Did we learn something today children?

 

[Palek]

Originally posted by: Dissipate
My cat was sleeping on my bed and I snuck up on it, made a hissing noise and reached out to touch it. Before I could barely lay a finger on it, it woke up suddenly and instantly slashed my pinky drawing a large gob of blood. Damn cat can't even take a joke. 🙁

Try alligators next time. Apparently they're much more friendly. Steve Irwin says so.

😛

 

[MacBaine]

Know your place!

 

[rudeguy]

pwn3d

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
I tried to cuddle my pet electric eel, and now I'm rated at 4.7A at 240V 🙁

I can't eat eel, it gives me gauss.

 

"She's a mean little buggah! Cripes!"

</Steve Irwin>

 

[PatboyX]

Originally posted by: MacBaine
Know your place!

damn right.
cat aint gonna token with that BS, buddy.
you do not mess with naptime.

 

[eLiTeGoodGuy]

Originally posted by: Dissipate
My cat was sleeping on my bed and I snuck up on it, made a hissing noise and reached out to touch it. Before I could barely lay a finger on it, it woke up suddenly and instantly slashed my pinky drawing a large gob of blood. Damn cat can't even take a joke. 🙁

"I know stick your thumb up it's bum, that autta pi$$ her off"
-Cartman

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: Palek

Originally posted by: Dissipate
My cat was sleeping on my bed and I snuck up on it, made a hissing noise and reached out to touch it. Before I could barely lay a finger on it, it woke up suddenly and instantly slashed my pinky drawing a large gob of blood. Damn cat can't even take a joke. 🙁

Try alligators next time. Apparently they're much more friendly. Steve Irwin says so.

😛

Only if you know where to jam your thumb!

 

[Electrode]

Moral of the story: If a cat hisses at you, DON'T FVCK WITH IT.

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: Sifl

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
I tried to cuddle my pet electric eel, and now I'm rated at 4.7A at 240V 🙁

I can't eat eel, it gives me gauss.

😀 :beer: