My cat has a death wish.

notfred

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STAY OFF MY LAP, AND OFF MY DESK!

May be she LIKES being thrown. She keeps coming back. Maybe I have to start throwing her harder. Stupid cat.
 

notfred

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oh, it's not like I hurt her. Now she's attacking the bubble wrap that's on my aluminum driveshaft. She was coming back and jumping on me literally every 10 seconds.
 

dude

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As long as she isn't rubbing on your legs, lap, arms, you're fine. :D

If she is, then run for something that cleans that stench off or throw her out of the house! :D
 

Booster

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Originally posted by: pyonir
do you have toys for her? get her something to play with....

I second that. Without any doubt, it's the best that can be done, IMVHO.
 

Linflas

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All she wants is a bit of attention from you. Give her 5 minutes and she will either go find a place to nap or something else to do. Poor cats cannot win, people get upset when they are aloof and upset when they are loving.
 

tallest1

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Awwww! I wanta a cat that does that. It'd always be near enough so I could pet it. What kind of cat is it and how old?
 

Balthazar

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Originally posted by: notfred
oh, it's not like I hurt her. Now she's attacking the bubble wrap that's on my aluminum driveshaft. She was coming back and jumping on me literally every 10 seconds.

Some guys refer to it as their rod, their pole, their shaft, apparently he refers to it as his aluminum driveshaft....and what the deal is with the bubble wrap I will never know!
 

xirtam

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A sadistic cat? NO FREAKING WAY!

I've always wanted a cat I could continually torture to get back at all felines for making me sneeze.