BikeJunkie
Golden Member
So here's my WTF for 2014:
I'm on my way home from a meeting today when the guy about 5 car lengths in front of me (but no cars between us) runs a red light. I stop at the stop bar of the intersection.
About 90% of the way through the intersection, he changes his mind. He probably tried to "fix" his mistake when he noticed a police cruiser on the other side of the intersection.
So he hits me pretty good (he didn't just try to coast back... he floored it - you could hear his engine rev up). I just shake my head. We both step out of our cars.
I tell him to just turn left when our light turns green so we can pull into a nearby parking lot and not hold up traffic. The cop already has his lights on, so I'm not worried about any funny business.
We pull into the parking lot and wait 5 minutes before the cops finally show up. Two cop cars now (only one saw the incident). Neither of them even got out of their cruisers.
Out of curiosity, I ask what took so long, half jokingly.
Cop: "I needed to wait for back-up."
Me: "lolwut?"
Cop: "I couldn't risk approaching you guys alone."
Me: "Well good thing neither of us was assaulting the other, I guess."
Cop: "Is everything good here?"
Me: "You mean besides the guy who just ran a red light twice - once forward, once again in reverse - and then hit me, year we're gold. No damage to either car.
Cop: "Okey dokey." <takes off>
Me and idiot #1 just look at each other with a mutual "WTF" and then go our separate ways (I already had all of his info at that point).
I got a speeding ticket about 10 years ago on that same stretch of road for doing 8 miles over (43 in a 35). I guess that's worse than running a red light, driving in reverse, and causing an accident 😕
As a side note, while we were waiting for the "cops," I asked the guy WTF just happened:
Idiot #1: "I'm really sorry, I didn't see you there."
Me: "You drove backwards through an intersection without knowing what was behind you?"
Idiot #1: "Yeah I guess... I'm really sorry man."
Me: "No harm, no foul... but seriously dude..."
Face. Palm.
Short version
Dumbass drives backwards through a red light and runs into me. Cop sees it but waits for back-up before approaching us. Doesn't ticket anyone or even get out of his car.
I'm on my way home from a meeting today when the guy about 5 car lengths in front of me (but no cars between us) runs a red light. I stop at the stop bar of the intersection.
About 90% of the way through the intersection, he changes his mind. He probably tried to "fix" his mistake when he noticed a police cruiser on the other side of the intersection.
So he hits me pretty good (he didn't just try to coast back... he floored it - you could hear his engine rev up). I just shake my head. We both step out of our cars.
I tell him to just turn left when our light turns green so we can pull into a nearby parking lot and not hold up traffic. The cop already has his lights on, so I'm not worried about any funny business.
We pull into the parking lot and wait 5 minutes before the cops finally show up. Two cop cars now (only one saw the incident). Neither of them even got out of their cruisers.
Out of curiosity, I ask what took so long, half jokingly.
Cop: "I needed to wait for back-up."
Me: "lolwut?"
Cop: "I couldn't risk approaching you guys alone."
Me: "Well good thing neither of us was assaulting the other, I guess."
Cop: "Is everything good here?"
Me: "You mean besides the guy who just ran a red light twice - once forward, once again in reverse - and then hit me, year we're gold. No damage to either car.
Cop: "Okey dokey." <takes off>
Me and idiot #1 just look at each other with a mutual "WTF" and then go our separate ways (I already had all of his info at that point).
I got a speeding ticket about 10 years ago on that same stretch of road for doing 8 miles over (43 in a 35). I guess that's worse than running a red light, driving in reverse, and causing an accident 😕
As a side note, while we were waiting for the "cops," I asked the guy WTF just happened:
Idiot #1: "I'm really sorry, I didn't see you there."
Me: "You drove backwards through an intersection without knowing what was behind you?"
Idiot #1: "Yeah I guess... I'm really sorry man."
Me: "No harm, no foul... but seriously dude..."
Face. Palm.
Short version
Dumbass drives backwards through a red light and runs into me. Cop sees it but waits for back-up before approaching us. Doesn't ticket anyone or even get out of his car.
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