"My Butthole Is The Size Of A Mason Jar: The Jessica Lynch Story"

[JJWalker]

Does anyone else feel that the anal rape portion of her story is a little over the top? I mean, couldn't she just have said "I was raped." and left it at that?

 

[Eli]

:Q

 

[Chiboy]

Originally posted by: Eli
:Q

I second that, I didnt see the movie.

 

[PatboyX]

didnt hear the details. where did you?

 

[ElFenix]

how... uh... hmmm... gross!

 

[silverpig]

Didn't watch it mainly for that reason.

 

[Yossarian]

ROFL at thread title

 

[GhettoFob]

how big is a mason jar?

 

[PoPPeR]

I didn't hear the story but I think the furthest any rape story should go is "They made me have sex with them against my will in inappropriate places."

I think every kid old enough to turn on the TV probably knows what rape is now. First Kobe, now all this crap. Not that they shouldn't know... my parents never fed me any sort of bs or answered questions with other questions, but so many parents are so anal (no pun intended) about this kind of stuff that I don't see why they would make a big thing out of this.

 

[StormRider]

Am I the only one that doesn't find rape funny?

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: GhettoFob
how big is a mason jar?

4" or so

 

[PoPPeR]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: GhettoFob how big is a mason jar?

4" or so

:Q

 

[Cyberian]

Originally posted by: StormRider
Am I the only one that doesn't find rape funny?

I don't think anyone finds it funny, they are just objecting to the description.

 

[GTaudiophile]

Was that really said somewhere?

 

[geno]

want an illustration??

goatse

 

[TommyVercetti]

Originally posted by: GhettoFob
how big is a mason jar?

This big

( )

 

[cheapgoose]

i thought she didn't remember anything

 

[Orsorum]

Link

 

[GTaudiophile]

Anyone want to bet she'll be Playboy soon?

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

Originally posted by: PipBoy
ROFL at thread title

 

[Conky]

Terrible thread title. Rape is not funny.

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: GhettoFob
how big is a mason jar?

I couldn't find the mason jar one, but here's a baby powder bottle to compare

 

[Walleye]

mason jars are the things my grandmother cans green beans and apple sauce and stuff in.

 

[0roo0roo]

its not going to heal?

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: StormRider
Am I the only one that doesn't find rape funny?

Indeed!