My butt sweats a lot

[Shadow Conception]

Copiously. If I sit down for an extended period of time in a non-cushioned chair, it starts sweating. And oh boy, a lot of sweat is produced. I mean ON the buttock area, not inside the crack. Rather, on the surface of the two divisions (aka buttcheeks).

Is it normal to sweat in that area? Or am I just an alien mutant freak?

 

[SSSnail]

I smell a ban...

 

[Shadow Conception]

Serious question. It's not a joke thread.

 

[rudeguy]

luckily you have a factory installed fan in that area

 

[preslove]

tmi

 

[Atomic Playboy]

You lack adequate ventilation. Start wearing kilts without underwear. The rapid rush of air from people fleeing your vicinity will create a cooling breeze.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Shadow Conception
Or am I just an alien mutant freak?

I'd go with this...

 

[Shadow Conception]

...guess it's not normal.

 

[Leros]

Are you overweight?

 

[preslove]

You don't want to get dehydrated. I recommend a gatorade enema.

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

If this is a serious question, try getting some Goldbond powder. After a shower completely dry yourself off and put some powder on your ass and neither regions. Does very well at controlling sweat and odor.

 

[Shadow Conception]

Yep, since I was a kid, but not to the point where I have a double-chin and look very big horizontally. This whole butt-sweating thing has started recently, though.

The amount I've sweated has drastically increased, recently, actually. It began with increased sweating around my underarms. Now, I sweat nearly everywhere; hands, toes, chest, underarms, and buttcheeks. I suppose it could be the whole puberty thing combined with the fact that I'm overweight.

My dad also sweats like an animal, so I guess it could also be genetic?

Edit: Although I don't sweat everywhere else unless it's exceptionally hot and humid. In Bangladesh, every time I went outside, I'd end up bathed in sweat, struggling to avoid sweat marks. Back here in Northern Virginia, it's not really that big of a problem.

 

[SagaLore]

I've watched enough House to know that it is most likely lupus.

 

[BlackTigers]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
I've watched enough House to know that it is most likely lupus.

Do we need to operate?

 

[SSSnail]

No, and it's incurable.

 

[Goosemaster]

Why not revel in your duty-free source of copious amounts of natural lubrication?

 

[dennilfloss]

Put a cushion covered by a washable carpet under your butt. At least, that's what I do to cover my vinyl recliner.

 

[huberm]

it is probably the small of your back.

I have the same problem, I just use gold bond.

 

[splicer707]

Maybe try loosing a bit of wieght and try to get a bit more fit.
In time your butt might well sweat less.
If you're really worried, go and see a doctor.

 

[skace]

Subcutaneous fat is nature's own insulation. And right now your house is telling you that you over insulated.

 

[moshquerade]

You have an over active sympathetic nervous system.

That said, don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

 

[oddyager]

you're too fat.

 

[dartworth]

http://antimonkeybutt.com/

 

[wwswimming]

when you're in a job interview, and they say, "tell me about yourself" ...
will you now be doomed to fixate on this one little detail ?

 

[Regs]

Well that just made my misrable day at work a lot better.