My bully from elementary school still takes my lunch money

[Red Squirrel]

...But he does make a pretty good subway sandwich.

 

[SOFTengCOMPelec]

Very original.

 

[SOFTengCOMPelec]

 

[SOFTengCOMPelec]

Sorry, I'm being SO nasty about your joke. I hope you don't mind.

 

[SOFTengCOMPelec]

...But he does make a pretty good subway sandwich.

Sorry, about being a bit rude about your joke.

Here is one to try to make amends, based on your user id:

 

[Braznor]

I'm sure he adds special ingredients to the sandwich just for you.

 

[Sonikku]

Like a special sauce only he can make...

 

[Rakehellion]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Fwd: Re: YOU'VE GOT TO HEAR THIS!

 

[Puppies04]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Fwd: Re: YOU'VE GOT TO HEAR THIS!

Lolz

 

[Krazy4Real]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Fwd: Re: YOU'VE GOT TO HEAR THIS!

That about sums this up.

 

[Belegost]

ITT: Forum brutality.

 

[HN]

 

[rudeguy]

gaaaah...the melon one still makes me flinch every time.

 

[Platypus]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Fwd: Re: YOU'VE GOT TO HEAR THIS!

That sums up basically everything he posts.

 

[Mai72]

You need a bodyguard:

 

[Jeff7]

What I've taken away: Teachers in school said to bullies, "Hey, be nice to the smart kids. One day you'll be working for them."

Thus far, I've learned that that is nothing but highly-concentrated bullshit to get people to quiet down. The shithead alpha troublemakers are the ones who are driven to dominate everything they see, and they are the ones who are fast-tracked to upper management positions. Then they can get paid to do what comes naturally to them.

It's kind of like when wealthy people say "Money doesn't buy happiness" to keep the rabble quiet, and then they go back to talking about the hardships of maintaining the two small yachts they own. Maybe it doesn't outright buy happiness, but it sure as hell helps reduce stress if you don't have to worry about things like "I can't get back surgery or it'll bankrupt me" or "I can have electricity or food this week."

 

[destrekor]

gaaaah...the melon one still makes me flinch every time.

Did anyone ever figure out the aftermath of that on her face? That could not have been good for her. D:

 

[tHa ShIzNiT]

Did anyone ever figure out the aftermath of that on her face? That could not have been good for her. D:

yeah I'd like to know. It would be marginally less funny if it killed or disfigured her.

 

[Ns1]

I don't know why I find this one so funny

Did anyone ever figure out the aftermath of that on her face? That could not have been good for her. D:

yeah I'd like to know. It would be marginally less funny if it killed or disfigured her.

Champlin was shocked by how many people thought she was either faking it or downright dead after they watched the clip on YouTube. She swears it was neither, though the right side of her face and her upper lip were numb right after she was hit, and she suffered a pretty brutal headache for hours.

Champlin said she didn’t know what happened after using the slingshot until Roberts came up and started wiping watermelon juice off her face (see video from the challenge below).

“Honestly, I thought I was a lot more injured than I was, and then CBS gave me the go ahead [to continue],” says Champlin, who was particularly grateful that the medical staff was only seconds away. In fact, less than 15 minutes went by between the time Champlin was hurt and when she decided to resume the competition. ”If I was ever going to be hit by a watermelon, that was the place to be. The whole staff is top of the line, I was grateful they were right there by my side.”

http://www.ew.com/article/2010/09/2...out-that-incredible-slap-in-the-face-by-fruit

 

[shortylickens]

http://imgur.com/r/forwardsfromgrandma

 

[Red Squirrel]

I like how people feel all proud when they already heard a joke before. It's just a sign you don't go out enough and spend too much time on the internet. The other day it was anti bullying day. At work, it was come up with the most horrible bully jokes day.

So my wife said to get my ginger kid ready for his first day of school. I gave him a black eye and stole his lunch money.

...I'm a ginger, and I LOLed so hard at that one. So terrible.

 

[SOFTengCOMPelec]

There was a Red Squirrel from ColdCanada,
Who could tell jokes, while dancing the Samba,
But whose Samba would crash on his blown server,
So he moved to Denver,
And was never heard from again, until November,
Or so I remember.

 

[Nograts]

I like how people feel all proud when they already heard a joke before. It's just a sign you don't go out enough and spend too much time on the internet. The other day it was anti bullying day. At work, it was come up with the most horrible bully jokes day.

So my wife said to get my ginger kid ready for his first day of school. I gave him a black eye and stole his lunch money.

...I'm a ginger, and I LOLed so hard at that one. So terrible.

I've got your back Red. Even though you're a dirty filthy ginger day walker.

 

[olds]

I've got your back Red. Even though you're a dirty filthy ginger day walker.

Maybe while your having anal with Red, you can tell me what a "day walker" is?

 

[Nograts]

Maybe while your having anal with Red, you can tell me what a "day walker" is?

They suffer from gingervitis but don't explode in the sunlight like vampires.