Originally posted by: noproblems
I think you should definitely take him. Remember, this may be one of the last "bonding" experiences you have with your brother before you go off to join the Army or Marine Corps to free our nation from the tyrrany of the Bush-whacking infidels in the Middle East or the nuclear-proliferating Commie Weirdos in Korea. I believe that you certainly can afford to buy him a Logicrap widget with your chunk of the $87 billion dollars. . . and, if you are wondering about that wonderful bonding experience I spoke about, might I suggest that you use a staplegun to attach that Communist manufactured electronic gadget to the posterior of his cranium while you quietly, yet determinedley, read to him from Chapter 7 in "The Communist Manifesto" about the "impertinence of the individual's needs within the society."