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my brother... **UPDATED**

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zayened

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so my brother is sitting next to me as we speak annoying the SH!T out of me. He wants me to take him to best buy and buy a logitech rumblepad gamepad thingy.

**I took him tonight to best buy and we bought a nyko airflo pc controller. this thing is PIMP! it has built in fans for airflow so your palms don't sweat. it's designed EXACTLY like a ps2 controller. tight business.
 
Would you like me to e-mail you a diagram showing how to properly perform the "bitch slap" maneuver?
 
Originally posted by: amdskip
Just do it so he'll stop bothering you, duh!
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yeah, then there's this thing called "spoiled" that he gets and always bugs me whenever he wants something.


he has a friggen counter as my wallpaper counting down to the release date of half life 2...as well as a spreadsheet showing how much it is minus how much money he has equaling the amount of money he thinks i'm gonna give him to buy the damn program.
 
Originally posted by: zayened
Originally posted by: amdskip
Just do it so he'll stop bothering you, duh!
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yeah, then there's this thing called "spoiled" that he gets and always bugs me whenever he wants something.


he has a friggen counter as my wallpaper counting down to the release date of half life 2...as well as a spreadsheet showing how much it is minus how much money he has equaling the amount of money he thinks i'm gonna give him to buy the damn program.
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hahaha 0wned! how old is he? how old are you?

 
Originally posted by: zayened
Originally posted by: amdskip
Just do it so he'll stop bothering you, duh!
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yeah, then there's this thing called "spoiled" that he gets and always bugs me whenever he wants something.


he has a friggen counter as my wallpaper counting down to the release date of half life 2...as well as a spreadsheet showing how much it is minus how much money he has equaling the amount of money he thinks i'm gonna give him to buy the damn program.
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I'd kick him in the nuts and duct tape a pillow on his face.

 
Knock him to the ground.
Pin him down.
Turn around and fart in his face.

He'll probably leave you alone, then.
 
I think you should definitely take him. Remember, this may be one of the last "bonding" experiences you have with your brother before you go off to join the Army or Marine Corps to free our nation from the tyrrany of the Bush-whacking infidels in the Middle East or the nuclear-proliferating Commie Weirdos in Korea. I believe that you certainly can afford to buy him a Logicrap widget with your chunk of the $87 billion dollars. . . and, if you are wondering about that wonderful bonding experience I spoke about, might I suggest that you use a staplegun to attach that Communist manufactured electronic gadget to the posterior of his cranium while you quietly, yet determinedley, read to him from Chapter 7 in "The Communist Manifesto" about the "impertinence of the individual's needs within the society."
 
Yes, you should take him to best buy. Then buy the thing for him and break it right in front of his face. Then laugh as the tears swell in his eyes and he cries like a little baby.

Then drive off without him and let him walk home. He'll thank you later in life because this will somehow build character.
 
Originally posted by: RabidMongoose
Yes, you should take him to best buy. Then buy the thing for him and break it right in front of his face. Then laugh as the tears swell in his eyes and he cries like a little baby.

Then drive off without him and let him walk home. He'll thank you later in life because this will somehow build character.
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lol
 
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