my brother in law is a tool for other tools to look up to

[MrDudeMan]

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[Toastedlightly]

your...mom....

fajiosdfajskjasdfjkljhahahahhahhhaaahh33h12312

 

[Jassi]

My aunt, but this guy takes the Douche cake.

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
your...mom....

fajiosdfajskjasdfjkljhahahahhahhhaaahh33h12312

lmao wtf?

 

[Squisher]

I have an entire tool box.

 

[PoPPeR]

and your sister married him?

i'd be a little worried about them reproducing

 

[MrDudeMan]

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He would have missed his wedding to do what?

 

[rsd]

I was going to ask if he is from the South..then I saw in your profile that you are in Texas (assuming he is too)...close enough

That said, given that you are in Texas, at least he isn't this way with the local high school team.

 

[MrDudeMan]

blah

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: rsd
I was going to ask if he is from the South..then I saw in your profile that you are in Texas (assuming he is too)...close enough

That said, given that you are in Texas, at least he isn't this way with the local high school team.

actually we live in TN now. i lived in TX for a while, but ive lived here longer. he is from KY if that makes this any easier to understand.

 

[y2kc]

you should tell your sis to only offer sex when the football game is on (during the season of course). he needs a dose of perspective.

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: y2kc
you should tell your sis to only offer sex when the football game is on (during the season of course). he needs a dose of perspective.

lol, that is such a clever idea. i will run it by her.

 

[AndrewR]

he is, in other words, the king of all tools

Just call him Stanley, DeWalt, or Black & Decker. You know, POWER TOOL.

 

[Wanescotting]

Nah, call him "snap-on" :laugh: