My brain just imploded...

[VulgarDisplay]

If God and the Bible are all about the sanctity of marriage then why did God rape and impregnate Joseph's wife Mary? 😵

Maybe this belongs in P&N.

 

[BudAshes]

If God and the Bible are all about the sanctity of marriage then why did God rape and impregnate Joseph's wife Mary? 😵

Maybe this belongs in P&N.

HOLY SHIT, STOP THE PRESSES! The bible doesn't make any sense? Everyone convert to Scientology while you still can.

 

[Jodell88]

I suggest the OP actually read the bible.

 

[BudAshes]

I suggest the OP actually read the bible.

I honestly wouldn't recommend it. I heard it was written by a 1000 monkeys typing on keyboards for a 1000 years.

 

[Ben90]

It has taken those 1000 monkeys infinitely long to write the bible, I think they are only 99.999...% done.

 

[JoetheLion]

Bible is lot like Game of Thrones, thousand characters, most of them die a horrible or awkward way (or horribly awkward), there is some sex (adultery, incest etc...) and some creature from above that is "coming".

 

[mistercrabby]

As far as I remember Mary was single at the time.

 

[luv2liv]

ahhh, the Bible. the more you read it, the more questions you'll have.

 

[Zeze]

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