My boss is going on a 10 days vacation.

[Shelly21]

To the lovely outer banks (Duck, Southern Shores, Kitty Hawk, Kill Deveil Hills..etc)

I'm now left in charge of the entire department, including the office supplies cabinet.


1. I know I can post here and there to aggrvate some people.
2. Take 2 hours lunch every day and get fired.
3. Pretend to work without directions from boss.
4. Read about Chelsea's 20 cows and 40 goats wedding dowry.

 

[Kalbi]

is this a parody about that guy's parents leaving with an M5 or whatnot?

 

[HBalzer]

You could fax me a copy of your assets

assuming your female that is.

 

[MOCKBA1]

You can sell few pencils from the office supplies cabinet on ebay and met your boss with nice flowers after. So, you can expect rise.

 

[HBalzer]

Originally posted by: MOCKBA1
You can sell few pencils from the office supplies cabinet on ebay and met your boss with nice flowers after. So, you can expect rise.

I bet she will get a rise for that.

 

[Shelly21]

is this a parody about that guy's parents leaving with an M5 or whatnot?

No, my boss just left for the day.

You could fax me a copy of your assets

I could lie but you wouldn't know the difference so why bother?

 

[Scarpozzi]

You should generate a list of things that your coworkers are supposed to do while the boss is away and make them do a ton of work... When the boss gets back, you can then take credit for everything and see about moving up since you got so much done.

 

[aplefka]

Well, since you claim to be a female, I dunno what you would wanna do. I know what I would wanna do in that kinda situation, but I dunno about you.

 

[Shelly21]

You should generate a list of things that your coworkers are supposed to do while the boss is away and make them do a ton of work... When the boss gets back, you can then take credit for everything and see about moving up since you got so much done.

There is a trick to avoid deadlines, say if you're suppose to finsh this project today, you can send your boss a .jpg file renamed to .doc and supposely the word will open it up with a bunch of garbage characters. That can buy you a few days.

Well, since you claim to be a female, I dunno what you would wanna do. I know what I would wanna do in that kinda situation, but I dunno about you.

It shouldn't matter anyway does it?

 

[HBalzer]

Originally posted by: Shelly21

You should generate a list of things that your coworkers are supposed to do while the boss is away and make them do a ton of work... When the boss gets back, you can then take credit for everything and see about moving up since you got so much done.

There is a trick to avoid deadlines, say if you're suppose to finsh this project today, you can send your boss a .jpg file renamed to .doc and supposely the word will open it up with a bunch of garbage characters. That can buy you a few days.

Well, since you claim to be a female, I dunno what you would wanna do. I know what I would wanna do in that kinda situation, but I dunno about you.

It shouldn't matter anyway does it?

Well if you were a male I?d say bang the secretary because that is the manly thing to say. Now if you are female I?d say bang the next customer who walks in wearing khakis, a white shirt, blue hat, and I?d be right over.