My birthday is coming up, don't miss it guys!

[sillymofo]

For real, I don't want to have to make a thread reminding you guys that you've missed my birthday. OK?

 

[kalster]

I dont give a flying h00t, just so you know 😉

 

[jadinolf]

Tell us what you want.

We're planning to give you the same thing as last year.

 

[sillymofo]

It's "hoot", not h00t, ok? And what does it technically mean?

My apologies if I sound like a freaking fruitcake. 😉

 

[kalster]

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo
It's "hoot", not h00t, ok? And what does it technically mean?

My apologies if I sound like a freaking fruitcake. 😉

we want some more sexaayyy photo's of your pc on your b'day 😉

 

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: kalster

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo
It's "hoot", not h00t, ok? And what does it technically mean?
My apologies if I sound like a freaking fruitcake. 😉

we want some more sexaayyy photo's of your pc on your b'day 😉

Not until I turn her into a seasoned pro that knows how to please, she's just a virgin right now.

 

[kalster]

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo

Originally posted by: kalster

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo
It's "hoot", not h00t, ok? And what does it technically mean?
My apologies if I sound like a freaking fruitcake. 😉

we want some more sexaayyy photo's of your pc on your b'day 😉

Not until I turn her into a seasoned pro that knows how to please, she's just a virgin right now.

just like you eh 😉 😀

 

[Turkish]

look under your bed. your gift is there. it has 2 golf ball sized, well, balls at the end and a large italian salami.

 

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: kalster

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo

Originally posted by: kalster

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo
It's "hoot", not h00t, ok? And what does it technically mean?
My apologies if I sound like a freaking fruitcake. 😉

we want some more sexaayyy photo's of your pc on your b'day 😉

Not until I turn her into a seasoned pro that knows how to please, she's just a virgin right now.

just like you eh 😉 😀

Yeah... I'm still a virgin, at heart. 😉

 

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: Xiety
look under your bed. your gift is there. it has 2 golf ball sized, well, balls at the end and a large italian salami.

I told you to take that shiet home, since you liked it sooooo much. 😛

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo

Originally posted by: Xiety
look under your bed. your gift is there. it has 2 golf ball sized, well, balls at the end and a large italian salami.

I told you to take that shiet home, since you liked it sooooo much. 😛

well its attached to my body, so i ll have to take it home after i am done with you 😉

 

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: Xiety

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo

Originally posted by: Xiety
look under your bed. your gift is there. it has 2 golf ball sized, well, balls at the end and a large italian salami.

I told you to take that shiet home, since you liked it sooooo much. 😛

well its attached to my body, so i ll have to take it home after i am done with you 😉

So you have a prosthetic penis? I thought the thing that I used on you was a toy? Now I'm 😕

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo

Originally posted by: Xiety

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo

Originally posted by: Xiety
look under your bed. your gift is there. it has 2 golf ball sized, well, balls at the end and a large italian salami.

I told you to take that shiet home, since you liked it sooooo much. 😛

well its attached to my body, so i ll have to take it home after i am done with you 😉

So you have a prosthetic penis? I thought the thing that I used on you was a toy? Now I'm 😕

of course you are confused. it was too big for you 🙂

 

[AFB]

Originally posted by: Xiety

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo

Originally posted by: Xiety

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo

Originally posted by: Xiety
look under your bed. your gift is there. it has 2 golf ball sized, well, balls at the end and a large italian salami.

I told you to take that shiet home, since you liked it sooooo much. 😛

well its attached to my body, so i ll have to take it home after i am done with you 😉

So you have a prosthetic penis? I thought the thing that I used on you was a toy? Now I'm 😕

of course you are confused. it was too big for you 🙂

So let me get this straight. You have a massive prosthetic penis and you are hiding under cr4zymofo's waiting to do god knows what to him. Right ?

 

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: Xiety

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo

Originally posted by: Xiety

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo

Originally posted by: Xiety
look under your bed. your gift is there. it has 2 golf ball sized, well, balls at the end and a large italian salami.

I told you to take that shiet home, since you liked it sooooo much. 😛

well its attached to my body, so i ll have to take it home after i am done with you 😉

So you have a prosthetic penis? I thought the thing that I used on you was a toy? Now I'm 😕

of course you are confused. it was too big for you 🙂

You're damn right it was too big, if it takes any physical shape, it was too big for me... but not for you though..... HAHAHAHAHAHAAH.. in yo face.

 

[OverVolt]

Can someone explain how this thread went from someones b-day to a prostetic penis?

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: amdfanboy

Originally posted by: Xiety

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo

Originally posted by: Xiety

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo

Originally posted by: Xiety
look under your bed. your gift is there. it has 2 golf ball sized, well, balls at the end and a large italian salami.

I told you to take that shiet home, since you liked it sooooo much. 😛

well its attached to my body, so i ll have to take it home after i am done with you 😉

So you have a prosthetic penis? I thought the thing that I used on you was a toy? Now I'm 😕

of course you are confused. it was too big for you 🙂

So let me get this straight. You have a massive prosthetic penis and you are hiding under cr4zymofo's waiting to do god knows what to him. Right ?

I don't know how this is related to cr4zymofo's birthday but yeah 😀 😕 😛

 

[kalster]

hahhaahaha
please dont stop xiety and cr4zymofo aieeeeee nooooooooooooo, go onnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

[hjo3]

So you'll be like, what, 15?

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: kalster
hahhaahaha
please dont stop xiety and cr4zymofo aieeeeee nooooooooooooo, go onnnnnnnnnnnnnn

baby i ll make you happy in private.

 

[kalster]

Originally posted by: Xiety

Originally posted by: kalster
hahhaahaha
please dont stop xiety and cr4zymofo aieeeeee nooooooooooooo, go onnnnnnnnnnnnnn

baby i ll make you happy in private.

😕 thanks but no thanks :thumbsdown: 😀

 

[warcrow]

Originally posted by: hjo3
So you'll be like, what, 15?

You know what hjo3...why dont you stop exagerating...goddamn......he's going to be 9 😛

 

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: warcrow

Originally posted by: hjo3
So you'll be like, what, 15?

You know what hjo3...why dont you stop exagerating...goddamn......he's going to be 9 😛

Keep talking like that, who knows what it'll grow into..... 😉

 

[mugs]

GoodDad is still cooler than you.

 

[bootymac]

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo

Originally posted by: warcrow

Originally posted by: hjo3
So you'll be like, what, 15?

You know what hjo3...why dont you stop exagerating...goddamn......he's going to be 9 😛

Keep talking like that, who knows what it'll grow into..... 😉

A prosthetic penis? Half way there buddy! 😛