My bird's got it made.

[Ryan]

Just sits in his cage everyday - ripping up newspaper, and building a nest. He always has food and water, and if he's ever bored, he humps the bottom of his cage. If he sees me eating regular food, he throws a little birdie fit, and gets food.

I wish life were that easy and directed.

Although - I think it would be weird to be stuck in a cage, with people watching me masterbate furiously out of boredom. Hmmmm.....

 

[Fenixgoon]

is your bird trying to take after your cat?:laugh:

 

[moshquerade]

yeh, but at any moment his head could fall off

 

[Sam334]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
yeh, but at any moment his head could fall off

OUR PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

 

[ThePresence]

[Brian Regan] Thanks for the cage. I've been blessed withthe gift of flight! I already read these newspapers! I even whited out a few typos for you! [/Brian Regan]

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Ryan
Just sits in his cage everyday - ripping up newspaper, and building a nest. He always has food and water, and if he's ever bored, he humps the bottom of his cage. If he sees me eating regular food, he throws a little birdie fit, and gets food.

I wish life were that easy and directed.

Although - I think it would be weird to be stuck in a cage, with people watching me masterbate furiously out of boredom. Hmmmm.....

Just like being in Prison I would assume.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

A friend of mine has a bird that doesn't understand the concept of gravity. It will hang upside down from it's perch by one leg, grab it's ankle with the other, and then let go of the perch. At which point it falls, and the other bird (an African Grey) says "Stupid bird".


...and Brian Regan owns. 😀