Dog has the look on it's face that says, "I'm going to kill you. I'm going to fucking kill you, then hump your leg. After I hump your leg, I'm going to pee in your mouth and eat your balls off. Then I'm going to shit in the resulting hole left over from eating your balls off, and then bury you in the back yard. I hate you motherfucking asshole. I absolutely hate you."
Kids, don't ever let your parents dress up your dog. Ever.