My belly button has been gathering more lint than usual.

[her209]

What's going on here?

:hmm:

 

[spidey07]

Less humidity means more static which in turn leads to more belly button fuzz. I have a pretty hairy chest and belly so it's like thousands of tiny cotton combs gathering material and depositing it in the belly hole.

 

[ViviTheMage]

haha

 

[magomago]

it means you are getting old

 

[HardcoreRobot]

if you are walking around more or wearing different clothes than usual that could do it also

 

[sandorski]

Lint causes Belly Button Cancer!

Tape a dryer sheet to your abdomen.

 

[preslove]

Lint causes Belly Button Cancer!

You've got it reversed, Cancer causes belly button lint.


Sorry, OP, you've got no more than 2 months to live. Well, I'm not sorry, actually.

 

[skace]

Do you have more body hair? Wearing newer shirts?

 

[highland145]

Sorry, OP, you've got no more than 2 months to live. Well, I'm not sorry, actually.

And since you noticed it 59 days ago.

 

[dabuddha]

It's the rapture :/

 

[zinfamous]

store it in a box with all of your emergency supplies. It's excellent fuel for starting a fire.

 

[spidey07]

store it in a box with all of your emergency supplies. It's excellent fuel for starting a fire.

Yes, yes it is. Although I don't like the smell it gives off. I prefer dryer lint and throw a spark on it.

 

[cronos]

Have you been gaining some weight?

 

[zinfamous]

Yes, yes it is. Although I don't like the smell it gives off. I prefer dryer lint and throw a spark on it.

dude. you're supposed to remove it from your belly button before lighting it.

 

[WT]

You just got new shirts. Simple ... they have a lot more loose fiber content until you've washed them a few times.

Its OK, belly lint is making a sexy comeback, kinda like back hair and long pubes.

 

[Azraele]

So wash it more than usual?

 

[her209]

I haven't bought any new shirts.

 

[Squisher]

You are sucking more than normal.

 

[preslove]

1) Take shower
2) In shower, soap up finger
3) Insert finger in belly button
4) Wiggle finger

 

[keird]

You are, without a doubt, a navel gazing, mouth breathing, knuckle dragging troglodyte.

 

[dud]

What's going on here?

:hmm:

Thank you for sharing with us this evening ...