- Dec 26, 1999
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A woman went to the pet store in hopes of finding a nice bird to take home as a pet. As luck would have it, she finds a fine green female parrot. She likes it so much she takes it home right away.
Well as soon as she gets through the door with her new pet, she hears the parrot squak "Hiya there fellas, Wanna get lucky?". Again and again it repeats the phrase. Horrified, the lady calls her priest at her church to find out how to clean the bird's language up. The priest says "Well, I have two male parrots down here that are just perfect, they repeat the rosary all day long, they know nothing other than how to pray!". The woman thinks this is a great idea.
So she takes her parrot down to the priest and they put her parrot on the perch in between the two male ones. The two males look at her, she looks at both of them and squaks "Hiya there fellas, Wanna get lucky?"
One of the male parrots looks at the other and says "Hey!! You can put those beads down now, our prayers have been answered!!"
Well as soon as she gets through the door with her new pet, she hears the parrot squak "Hiya there fellas, Wanna get lucky?". Again and again it repeats the phrase. Horrified, the lady calls her priest at her church to find out how to clean the bird's language up. The priest says "Well, I have two male parrots down here that are just perfect, they repeat the rosary all day long, they know nothing other than how to pray!". The woman thinks this is a great idea.
So she takes her parrot down to the priest and they put her parrot on the perch in between the two male ones. The two males look at her, she looks at both of them and squaks "Hiya there fellas, Wanna get lucky?"
One of the male parrots looks at the other and says "Hey!! You can put those beads down now, our prayers have been answered!!"
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