My ass is on fire

[Lager]

I ate 50 jalapenos last night with some BBQ ribs and this morning I have been having terrible stomach cramps and pains. I hit the can at least 4 times today and it's not even dinner time yet. To make matters worse, we only have one-ply toliet papers that I had to use on my sensitive bums. These seriously feel like sandpaper.

 

[AFB]

:Q Thank you for sharing.

 

[beer]

You changed your name back?

 

[Corporate Thug]

Originally posted by: amdfanboy
:Q

thats an understatement

 

[FoBoT]

wth is wrong with you?

 

[Hammer]

pepto

 

[gistech1978]

here is a good word for you.

moderation.

especially jalapenos. i limit myself to about 5 when im eating them.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

:music:

Elvira!

A-Boom-Boppa-Boom-Boppa-Mow-Mow....

Elvira!

:music:

 

[Orsorum]

Hey, at least you don't have IBS!

 

[Flyermax2k3]

BWAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, I couldn't help it I tricked a bunch of my friends into drinking some extremely hot sauce (Dave's Insanity Sauce) and they all hated me the next day Have a :beer: and you'll feel better in no time.

 

[Lager]

Originally posted by: gistech1978
here is a good word for you.

moderation.

especially jalapenos. i limit myself to about 5 when im eating them.

These are the small peppers that are not hot, dissolved in vinegar. It is so good but I guess my stomach is sensitive to dairy and spicy food.

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

:frown:

If I ate 50 jalapenos... I'd be lucky if I didn't have to undergo a sphincter transplant or something.