You obviously didn't grow up on a farm, or in the country, or with dogs.
You probably think that chickens are born pre-wrapped in cellophane. We used to walk into the yard, grab a chicken by its head and give it a twist to kill it. It would then be gutted with a sharp knife, dipped in boiling water, then plucked. Good eating.
Have you ever wondered where your pork comes from? We shot the hog in the head with a .22, hung it by its hind legs and gutted it from bunghole to throat. The guts were pulled out and then you skinned it. You can guess the rest. Pork chops and roasts.
While in the Dominican Republic I was invited to a party. We were having goat for dinner. Simple and easy, huh? Not! They beat the goat with a baseball bat for almost an hour to tenderize it. It was still alive. Then they hung it from a tree by its hind legs and beat it some more just for fun. Oh, those Dominicans were fun people! Finally, one of them cut a slit in one of its hind legs just above the hoof and stuck a straw in. Now the good times were starting. They took turns blowing into the straw which was inserted between the hide and the meat. Guess what happened, the goat's skin blew up like a balloon, and it was still alive! They finally slit its throat and let it bleed to death. I later ate part of that goat and it was the best tasting goat I have ever tasted.
One other thing, have you never heard of a "sh!t eating dog"?:Q
There was no reason or need for bumping this ancient thread -DrPizza
You probably think that chickens are born pre-wrapped in cellophane. We used to walk into the yard, grab a chicken by its head and give it a twist to kill it. It would then be gutted with a sharp knife, dipped in boiling water, then plucked. Good eating.
Have you ever wondered where your pork comes from? We shot the hog in the head with a .22, hung it by its hind legs and gutted it from bunghole to throat. The guts were pulled out and then you skinned it. You can guess the rest. Pork chops and roasts.
While in the Dominican Republic I was invited to a party. We were having goat for dinner. Simple and easy, huh? Not! They beat the goat with a baseball bat for almost an hour to tenderize it. It was still alive. Then they hung it from a tree by its hind legs and beat it some more just for fun. Oh, those Dominicans were fun people! Finally, one of them cut a slit in one of its hind legs just above the hoof and stuck a straw in. Now the good times were starting. They took turns blowing into the straw which was inserted between the hide and the meat. Guess what happened, the goat's skin blew up like a balloon, and it was still alive! They finally slit its throat and let it bleed to death. I later ate part of that goat and it was the best tasting goat I have ever tasted.
One other thing, have you never heard of a "sh!t eating dog"?:Q
There was no reason or need for bumping this ancient thread -DrPizza
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