My advice tonight...

[MartyMcFly3]

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

 

[suse920]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Don't be a fool, wrap your tool with your hand.

fixed for atoters

 

[The Pentium Guy]

Don't laugh when taking a crap.

 

[Jimmah]

Before you attack'er wrap your whapper.

 

[The Pentium Guy]

Originally posted by: suse920

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Don't be a fool, wrap your tool with your hand and commence stroking

fixed for atoters

fixed for confused atoters.

 

[minendo]

Hit it, quit it, and don't take advice from a guy banging another ATOTer.

 

[orangat]

 

[orangat]

Originally posted by: The Pentium Guy
Don't laugh when taking a crap.

Why? I sometimes read the funnies in the can.

 

[amdskip]

Dude, you aren't getting laid, stop getting your hopes up!

 

[yllus]

Eat a little bit of cyanide ever day. That way, twenty years down the line when your wife tries to poison you, you'll be immune!

 

[MichaelD]

Don't go to a "No Pants Party" unless you're sure there's going to be plenty of women there.

 

[everman]

Make sure the power is OFF.

 

[sixone]

Remember, the toes you're stepping on today may be attached to the ass you need to kiss tomorrow.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: amdskip
Dude, you aren't getting laid, stop getting your hopes up!

Isnt it your bday or something?

HEY EVERYONE LETS GIVE HIM A HARD TIME!

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Play Deus Ex.

 

[amdskip]

He's home from the bar and he sucks, night everyone!

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: amdskip
He's home from the bar and he sucks, night everyone!

Yeah well, you are drunk so its not like we can trust what you say.

 

[amdskip]

he still sucks, goodnight!

 

[ThisIsMatt]

Bring a flipbook of a helicopter exploding and a small jet crashing into the ocean when you go see Transporter 2.